#dad!albedo

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Dad! Albedo hcs

I believe in dilf albedo supremacy! So have some fluffy hcs of albedo and his minibedo

Gn! Reader!, tw children

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Ok so this man would be a great dad lemme tell you smth 

Albedo is someone whos is extremely patient, he also hardly gets extremely mad so he almost never yells and prefers to calmly explain things 

Speaking of witch albedo probably loves kids, kids are just so curious about the wold and always asks questions 

Which he is more than willing to answer! He could spend hours just answering any questions they have 

Also thinks babies are super cute (even if time consuming) 

So albedo has tons, tons of drawings of your kid from when they were a baby and of you with them, a picture of you holding them, another of them sleeping peacefully, one that he sketched while he held them, so many pictures. 

They’re tiny to, they definitely take after albedo in the size department lmao, both of them are smol 

Albeo likes to read books to them before bed whenever he can, usually it's alchemy books but sometimes he’ll make up his own storey to tell them 

Even if it's alchemy books they always seem to ask for another story of for him to keep reading, and honestly? Albedo is weak and cant say no to the big adorable eyes 

If they don't want to eat something like their vegetables he makes up a story and dose the airplane trick

Yes its the cutest thing 

It's not an uncommon sight to see your child waiting outside albedos lab for him to finish an experiment, usually he lets them watch if they promise to be good, but if he thinks it might be dangerous then he says they have to wait outside 

SUMMONS HIS ELEVATOR FOR THEM SO THEY CAN JUMP OFF AND LET HIM CATCH THEM 

Its so cute waiting them giggle while he spins them around after catching them 

*cough* imagine albedo singing them to sleep after they have a nightmare *cough* 

Kaeya babysits them pretty often if your both really busy (catch him calling them minibedo) 

Albedo 100% plays teaparty with them and auntie klee

Once you walked in on them playing tea party and you'll never forget the sight of albedo sitting there, clips and bows in his hair, teira on his head, makeup obvious done by the two kids, drinking pretend tea 

Asked if you wanted to join and ofc you did 

Albedo loves soft moments between you, like walking around mondstat together, each of you holding one of your kids hands 

Always loves to hear them talk about something theyre interested in, be it alchemy, clouds, plants, rocks, he loves to listen to it 

Teaches them how to cook! Bonus points if you also help! (albedo is a good cook fight me) 

Both of them have a sweet tooth and honestly how can you resist giving in when they are both so adorable 

They do finger painting together! They sit in albedos lap and they paint<3 its really cute and they always look so proud 

Ojinrbrfiuvneovnei ok maybe i'm soft and bias but Dilf albedo supremacy 

@theodora3022

[theangrycomet]

It was supposed to be a simple task: ensure Braxton was clean. 

But as anything with Braxton, simple was far from the word he’d describe the current set of tasks he faced. Quite a few colorful Terran swears came to mind in particularly as the former-Galvan dove for small child. 

Slamming into the tile, he grit his teeth in irritation. 

“Braxton stop this this instant.” Pushing himself up, he scanned the bathroom for the boy. “You WILL be clean by the end of this evening.”

“No bath if ya can’t catch me!” Braxton taunted. The voice seemed to be coming from- above? Glancing upwards, scarlet eyes widened as he saw the child in question holding himself within the sky light. 

His heart stopped as his unfortunately creative brain imagined several ways of Braxton falling- ranging from broken bones to necks and- 

A thrill of fear ran through Albedo, while the small part of his human brain how Braxton had gotten up there in the first place

“First Thinker- get DOWN from there! Do you realize how horribly fragile you are?” Stepping up on the toilet, he extended a leg to the bathroom counter and further raised himself up. He was still out of reach as Braxton smirked.

“If you insist.” And with that proclamation of doom, he released his grip on the walls and promptly dropped. 

With a shrill scream worthy of Tennyson’s younger years, Albedo’s body couldn’t decide which way to go as it fumbled in every direction in a primal effort to catch. Sneaker slipping, he fell into the bubble bath with the grace of a drunken appoplexian.

Despite the mighty splash that now flooded the bathroom, Braxton was perfectly dry, leaning his head in his palm. 

“How’s the water?” He asked smugly as Albedo straightened, sending him a small scowl. 

“At this point luke warm- not unlike your attempts at humor.”

Getting Braxton to trust him was easy in comparison to getting him to bathe. Bath times were tricky on the best of days, what with Braxton still not fully convinced the water isn’t going to hurt him. 

Albedo isn’t pleased to be dunked in fully dressed, though his ward was quick to go in after he’d gotten out.

This isn’t Albedo’s typical outfit- he was going more casual because Braxton is notorious at this point for being a pain to clean.