#dad!john jackson

[soulreader05]

Y/N: Why would you give Bambi a knife?!

Mojave Jack: My son felt unsafe.

Y/N: Well now I feel unsafe!

Mojave Jack: I’m sorry. . .Would you like a knife?

[soulreader05]

Bambi (John Jackson’s son): What would you say, if i don’t know, came home with. . .six puppies?

John: . . .What’s in the box.

Bambi: . . .

John: . . .What’s in the box, son.

Bambi: I think you know.

[soulreader05]

Ebele Vogelweide & Bambi Jackson: **Just casually eating cinnamon rolls.**

John ‘Jack’ Jackson & Anselm Vogelweide: . . .Cannibalism.

Ebele & Bambi: Hmm?