Blackhat: Dad, why am I so ugly?
Alan: Well you see son, when a Daddy spawn of Hell and a Mommy spawn of Hell love/hate each other so much-
Blackhat: Dad, you made me...by yourself
Alan: and that’s not the point, anyway the run down is...well, demons are ugly as fuck
Blackhat: what about the demon from Good Omens?
Alan: “wHaT abOut tHe vAmPIre fRoM TwIligHt??” that’s what you sound like right now










