#dad chill

[panthersprite]

me: hey dad can you check this thing out that im gonna buy after some ppl pay me

my dad: what are they paying you for? are you working?

[comicalbxnes-a-blog]

When your dad is being over-dramatic.

[hasselhoffi-blog]

*turns back for 5 minutes* *my dad eats half of my peppermint bark* 🙃 this is fine 🙃

[rancidndelicate]

So my dad is making an email and he's getting really frustrated that all the usernames he has thought of are taken. I keep hearing him loudly sigh.

[ufo-babe-moved-blog]

me: hey dad do u mind rolling down the windows so i dont kill everyone with the fumes from my perfume?? dad: [tiredly] just do it. just kill everyone

[basiltcnpitch]

my dad is obsessed with penny dreadful he keeps telling me to watch it, and I just told him to watch sense8 and he's like "yeah but watch penny dreadful"

[gingerwerk]

oh and when my dad woke up this morning and saw that my car was gone (because i stayed over my friends house) he started to panic and was like ‘did kelly go back to columbus without saying goodbye????’

[fankakm]