#dad is wise

[nawraya]

" never be ashamed of your name or how you look or who you are , and never ever put yourself down , you are great the way you are " " don't criticize yourself in front of people , they'll believe every word you say about yourself , and they'll say it back to you " Dad giving probably the best advice that i've ever received

[newyeardad]

Can I shove a banana up your butt?

Only if ur gonna use lube and tell me u love me

[newyeardad]

I think the third one looks amazing on you!

i think im def getting the 3rd one tbh!

thank yall so much 

[newyeardad]

Assumption: you are my dad. You are 100% my dad (I lied this is not an assumption this is a fact)

TRUE 

[newyeardad]

I literally thought your URL was "newyearNEWdad"...... I feel like that's a thing you should know.

ILL HAVE U KNOW 

i have that url as well 

[newyeardad]

I see you comment on a post saying that binding with a bandage is very unsafe why is that?

 Ace bandages are not made to move with your body, and they can cause serious issues such as tearing muscle, bruising of the ribs, misshaping the spine, and serious lung damage. They constrict when you try to breathe out which can cause a broken rib, and punctured lungs they are 100% not safe at all and I beg anyone who needs to bind to take the safe rout and spend the money on a binder

[newyeardad]

Bruuuuh, what's your porn blog URL???

daddyolo

[newyeardad]

MERRY CHRISTMAS! it's time for thee great unveil of who santa really is... whoa shit bro sorry for any anticlimaxes there but sup i guess xo HAVE A GREAT DAY THOUGH AND I HOPE THE OTHER SANTA BROUGHT YOU LOTS OF PRESENTS OK ILY XOXO

oh my gosh this month has been a joy talking to you

thank you so much for being my santa