May 13, 2020
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Giyuu: I’m Giyuu
Sanemi: ...
Sanemi: Go the fuck home.
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Sanemi: You can’t be fucking serious!
Giyuu: I’m Giyuu
Sanemi: ...
Sanemi: Go the fuck home.
Pat! what's your favorite dad jokes and/or puns? my mind's being a meaniehead right now... :/
I can’t pick a favorite, so I’ll tell you a bunch, kiddo!
What concert costs only 45 cents?50 Cent featuring Nickleback!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?Great food, but there’s no atmosphere!
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?He couldn’t see himself doing it!
I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
What’s big and red and eats rocks?A big red rock eater
I love telling dad jokes! Sometimes he laughs
Which US state is famous for their super small soft drinks?Minnesota!
I sure hope these helped! If you need any more I’ve got a bunch! -💙Patton
“Maybe we should leaf Charlie alone instead of trying to extend a branch to her.” Lucifer plz.
MY LOVE 💖💖💖 i hope you had a good week!! I have both a dad joke and a would you rather!
I only know 25 letter of the alphabet. I don’t know y. *bum dum tss* *finger guns*
As for a would you rather, would you rather end up having to share a bed with Steve Rogers, a mutual acquaintance who has always made been standoffish, but you’ve always found him so hot. Oorrrrrr would you rather get locked in a supply closet with your unrequited crush Bucky Barnes who never seems to give you the time of day?? Both nights end in shenanigans if ya catch my drift lmao
I did! This week was busy and exhausting, but full of good things and that's what matters! And thank you my beloved, for this new dad joke that I will 1000% use on my friends until they throw their socks at me out of frustration!
As for would you rather... Well! Bucky Barnes is quiet, and rude, and I ought to give him a piece of my mind the moment he accidentally locks us in the supply closet at work.
I'd let him make a mess of me in the supply closet, as revenge for bossing him around all day. Wouldn't you?
It's Friday! The Impromptu Sleepover
School was eh. And Oh no!!!! I hope you feel better soon!!!
aw i’m aorry school sucks ass 😤, thank you!! i hope so too i am sick of being sick ksksjs
Jose just gifted Carrick with:
- a coaching t-shirt
- a whistle
- a bottle of Advil for the upcoming headaches
When many kids are cringing about their Dads telling Dad jokes.
While I sit here in front of the computer, silently hoping that my Dad was still alive to at least tell me one dad joke.