#dad offical

[dad-offical]

Hey offical-verse. I would like a word.

When you keep insisting that @satan-offical is autistic, and she keeps telling you that she is not, you're bullying her.

That's a form of bullying.

Please stop bullying 14 year olds for the "crime" of being silly on the internet.

Whether she is autistic is not relevant. Whether her behaviour matches autistic behaviour IS NOT RELEVANT.

I have yet to see any single post (or hashtag) from @satan-offical that signals in any way that this is also fun for her.

Also, autism is more than just quirky thoughts and sensory preferences. I know, because I live it. And one thing I find I have in common with a lot of my autistic peers, is that I abhor bullying and injustice. And continued ceaseless counterfactual claims? That is the antithesis of having fun reading an encyclopedia.

So CUT IT OUT.

Sorry for yelling.

Dad-offical over and out.

[dad-offical]

can you adopt me I don't like my bio dad

Sure, kid. Do you prefer apple juice or orange juice with your breakfast?

Also, I'm proud of you, you're doing good 👍🙂

[dad-offical]

I DARE YOU TO CHANGE YOUR PFP TO A OPEN DOOR WITH THE TEXT YOU ALREADY USE

-@the-pineapple-offical

What? Do I look like a dad that would just go on a hunting trip and then not come back for a few days?

I'm not that kind of dad.

[dad-offical]

I would like to announce that I am not a minor, I am dad. Which is also why I post very little. Important dad business, y'know.

[dad-offical]

Trying to steal my job 😒

- @a-dad-offical

I'm okay with there being two dads if you are.

[dad-offical]

Hey dad, I just brushed my teeth for the first time in days. Are you proud lol

Amazing! Great job!

I also managed to brush my teeth today, but I know it's not always easy to achieve.

I'm proud of you.

If you brush your teeth again tomorrow, I'll be proud of you again tomorrow. If not, then I am still proud of you for doing it today.

[dad-offical]

hey dad? Can we get some McDonald’s?

No. We have McDonald's at home.