#dad quest

[askthereckoning]

♫ In the land of the dead

Heck, boy, ain’t it grand?

I’m the overlord of the underworld

‘cos I hold horror’s hand!  ♫

[leehttuce]

I’M JUST A DOG WITH NO BITE / IS THIS ALL I’VE EVER KNOWN?

Mayhem is from @askthereckoning​ by @year2000electronics​

[tolbachik]

erik good-fart-flint

[askthereckoning]

- the end -

and so the main story for the reckoning is over! however, this will not be the last session- hence the lack of a closing image! (im lazy ok-)

i plan to have another session sometime in november or december for a holiday special...

not to mention that’ll be when a certain special someone is born! :) 

see you then! but for now, thank you so much for seeing this blog through to the end! i want to thank everyone who sent in asks, everyone who didn’t but still tuned in anyways, everyone who’s reading this months or even years after the fact... thank you for giving this blog a chance! 

i learned a lot doing this blog, namely that people will give you a chance if you put yourself out there, no matter how obscure the subject- people want to hear your stories, and i’m very glad i could work up the motivation to give everyone a proper ending! 

thank you for supporting original content and me! <3

[askthereckoning]

[askthereckoning]

A stairway appears, leading through the hole in Darwin’s roof.

So. 

There it is. 

Ready to go, everyone? 

Sinclair watches everyone head up the stairs, stopping to gently pry the comm off of the skeleton body it had been using the whole time.

I don’t know if this is the last time we’ll ever speak. Perhaps I’ll turn it on just once more, to show you the baby.

But after that... well.

I’ll be here. We’ll all be here.

You just have to find us in Cardine.

Stop by in person. Stay a while. Say hello.

We’ll hear you.

Until then...

This is Sinclair, from the southernmost Southern camp.

Signing off. 

[beep]

[askthereckoning]

FREE THIS DILF OF HIS WRETCHED CURSE!!! FUCK YES

A single hand emerges from the fire, slamming the grimoire shut.

Throughout the land, vines shoot up in flames, flowers wilt, things die-

But for once, that’s a good things.

Rubble falls from the roof- that tower of flame was so high, it could even reach the heavens.

Then, HE steps out.

Books belong in a library, Darwin.

[askthereckoning]

You've got one spoiled kid, Miss Sol. You should maybe say "no" to him a little more often

Yeah, he’s our first. Parenthood is so hard!

But we will. We DEFINITELY will. Why, I bet by 5000, he’ll be a charming young man, just you wait! 

You’re all free to go back to Earth. Perhaps I shall pay you all some visits! 

I’ve been meaning to try the legendary butter-on-toast I hear about up there... 

Oh, hold on. Here’s something else for your troubles.

Sol, this gift better be good, I swear to YOU-

Sol hands Mayhem and Tori a scrapbook. They open it- it’s filled with all the events of Dad Quest.

I’m not sure what’ll happen to your memories when you head back to the future.

But here. Now you’ll always have a memento.

And here’s five bucks. Go get yourself something nice.