Thor : "We don't know much about the little magic lizard’s past."
Doctor Strange : "I know enough. Don't annoy my apprentice with that."
Thor : "No, for course no. I'm just curious, because they never talk about it."
Wong : "From time to time."
Thor : "... Well, not to me. But we all have our secrets, I get that."
Loki : "My darling told me everything."
Thor : "... You doesn't count. But I don't even know their birthday. Aren't we friends ? Little lizard ?"
Wizard Y/N : "We are, I just don't like to talk about it."
Peter : "Wait, you told me when your birthday was !"
Thor, leaving while crying : "... I thought we were good friends ! I was supposed to be the cool big bro !"
Wizard Y/N : "Thor ! Come back !"
Loki : "Now he knows how that feels... As I do. I'll go talk to him darling."