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[dadjjokes]

Ur cute

pls get your eyes checked

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NERD ILY

It's not even my birthday

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All's fair in love and war? 😉

did i reblog something that goes to this? I am confusion 

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I'm glad u r getting a weight blanket I hope it helps with sleeping or anxiety or whatever you want it for!!! They're really awesome and so are you I hope you have a nice might

Shit should of answered this awhile ago, but Ive had my blanket for awhile now and it is honestly 10/10 would recommend 

[dadjjokes]

What did fruit by the foot do to you Madison

I was tryin to enjoy a nice fruit by the foot one peaceful afternoon, and you bet your bitch ass theres only one way to properly enjoy a fruit by the foot. The only way to enjoy a fine fruit by the foot being to laso whip it so the whole thing comes undone at once. 

So Im about to whip out my fruit roll up when I see my friend standing in the door way of my bathroom, the perfect target for my fruit roll up laso whip. So I whip my fruit roll up at them and at last before my eyes, I see my precious fruit roll up flying off the paper, out of my hands until it lands on the bathroom floor. I was so in shock I couldnt even bring myself together to pick it up within the three second rule.

and that my friends, is how a fruit by the foot made me cry.

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love ur tags

thanks my dude i try

[dadjjokes]

Mill the cactus into a powder and you have a deal, ill give the citrus to a ferret ull get it when it gets there just say when so i know u got it :)))

i will begin the milling process now

[dadjjokes]

ill bring u 1 (one) citrus in exchange for assorted grains of at least 2/3 a cup no more than 7cups compromise with me here pls

i have no grains to give, but i can offer you 1 (one) cactus