Jul 30, 2020
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#currentmood #thanksdad #justwhenyouthoughtitwassafetogobackinthewater #dadburn #accordingtoyou #thiscouldhavebeenprevented #dontpushit (at Houston, Texas)
Dadburn
Dad: "Your girlfriend's really pretty. And smart. And nice. You've done better than you should have." Me: "Thanks. I find the best approach is to wait until they look like they're about to make a terribly bad decision and then try to be that decision. That way you end up with a girlfriend better than you deserve." Dad: "Ah. The ability's to pick that moment's actually genetic, you know." Me: "Ha. Is it?" Dad: "Yep. You get it from your mother."