Dromedavers: Gottem
Admit it old man, you got played by your daughter.
Andromeda comes up to her dad reading the local news paper saying the kitchen floor was a little sticky.
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Dromedavers: Gottem
Admit it old man, you got played by your daughter.
Andromeda comes up to her dad reading the local news paper saying the kitchen floor was a little sticky.
Dromedaverse; Mysterious biology
Draconequus are such a magically powerful, ancient and unique species with a wide combination of various animal parts with equally weird gestation periods. They're gestation is roughly 19 months.
Discord had forgotten about that fact I mean why would he? He's never thought about having offspring himself nor did he ever think he would ever have any. It wasn't exactly in his bingo card to ever experience until now. When Twilight had been studying him and his situation he went passed the pony standard length which was peculiar to her. He chalked it up as this isn't exactly a standard or a normal pregnancy. Until it dawned on him that his species have vastly different gestation periods.
Dromedaverse: Birth of Andromeda
Updated (added lore)
19 months along. child is due any moment.
After the poisoning Starswirl pulled several months ago Discord wouldn't take a second chance at being poisoned again he was only 9 months into it by the time Starswirl found out about it and made a twisted effort to stop his child from being born. Discord opted to not eat something or anything he himself didn't make after that and he had begun to get incredibly paranoid and concerned for his daughter’s health wondering if she’d be born with complications despite the doctors telling him she appeared in good health and they performed any medical evaluations they could for him when he was admitted in the hospital though there was no telling if she'd end up with physical deformaties or issues. He had effectively locked himself in his own home for a several weeks after that moment. His friends eventually coaxed him to come out of his house as staying cooped up at home isnt good for himself nor his unborn childs health. He eventually relented. As the months went by it made him grow more anxious and couldn't help but feel some sense of unease when the due date was getting closer. He absolutely wanted her to finally be born and had been looking forward to raising her but with Starswirl causing a ruckus about another "chaos creature" was going to be born and cause havoc made him concered how it would affect him. Ponies in ponyville didnt seem to really be bothered with his presence nor with the child he'd have however he was still widely disliked if not hated by most.
As he lay there curled up tucked into bed waiting for the inevidable with various blankets and pillows to get comfortable. He had felt her kick and squirm for a moment thinking the way he was laying was uncomfortable for her so he repositioned himself as he was repositioning himself to get comfortable he felt this lump in his throat sensation suddenly accompanied with pressure as he started salivating unexpectedly, with a bit of a bitter taste to it. When he felt movement upward, he instantly shot up holding his paw over his mouth as he coughed and gagged, shuttering at the sensation. “Ugghh oooohh what a horrid sensation” The feeling strongly intensifies as he then feels her push up towards his throat from his abdomen feeling her make her way up into his throat. He didn't expect this is how she’d be born of all the many ways he figured this wasn’t it. “ouughh…well aren’t you eager” he lowered his head to his paws when he felt her head in the back of his throat catching her as she came out of him in the most wild way possible. The long 19 months of waiting was finally over. He held his newborn in his paws looking down at her this wet little baby laying there all bleary-eyed.
Dromedaverse: Bro go inside
Based on a question asked: At what point in the story did Twilight confess her feelings to Discord and he rejected her.
This happens in the very early struggles Discord goes through about suddenly being a parent. He does get over this hurdle not long after this. Twilight is the last to find out he's expecting a child only finding out after a failed courtship. Everyone else found out during the week leading up to this night in various ways.
Bros been in denial about having a child for 7 months mostly in part she didnt start physically showing until the 6-7 months he had ignored the impending responsibility of parenting until she had begun to kick him occasionally. Due to his own personal insecurities and underlying commitment issues he was contemplating how to handle it. Would he even be a capable father it didnt help that being only able to birth one child in his life he couldn't exactly justifiy ending it because he was foolish enough to swallow the crystal and it was a rather selfish motive simply because hes afraid.
When the others were down in the dining hall talking, having a laugh, enjoying food and drinks. Discord however was the only one who was outside on the front balcony of the castle leaning against the railing while it's actively in a light flurry of snow with a somber look as he contemplated his situation he’s put himself in with his unborn baby. Simply thinking, lost in thought about what he's going to do, trying to work through his own concerns, Twilight had realized Discord had left he was no longer in the dining hall she was hoping to get to spend more time with him tonight. When she asked the girls where he went since she had just returned with glasses of hot chocolate for them all. Fluttershy said she hadn't noticed he slipped away from the dining hall. Though she knew he should still here since none of them have opened their presents together yet.
Twilight then says she’s going to go find him taking both hers and his hot chocolate drink as she walks through the halls looking for him calling his name occasionally. When she reaches the upper floors she passes by the balcony wondering where he’d gone until she glanced outside and sees him there leaning on the railing a light dusting of snow coating parts of his body. She walked out on the balcony saying “Oh there you are” his ears perked up shaking off the snow before he turned his head to look at her as she asked why he's sitting all the way up here, away from the party outside in the cold? To watch the snow? Is he feeling alright? She also stated she brought hot chocolate to the party room and he wasn't there so she came to find him and bring him the warm drink.
Discord said he was fine, he just wanted to sit outside in the peace and quiet of the night watching the snow as he took the drink she offered to him. Twilight thought this a bit peculiar as he wasn't really known to just leave the parties and was always so jovial. She had sat rather close to him to ask if he’s truly alright as the princess of friendship stating this was unlike him. He simply reiterated his last statement adamantly saying he just wanted to watch the snow he rarely ever takes in the moment of things he assured her he was enjoying himself. She didn't want to press him further based on how he seemed to be so she let it go then asked if she could join him for a moment. He didn't protest her joining him so she sat next to him putting her hooves on the railing along with him.
She was mostly the one talking to him making conversation, he did respond to the conversation. She was doing little affectionate things like leaning on him for comfort, sitting next to him, even putting her wing over his back subtle things. She had read many many romance novels and having little courting knowledge she was attempting to pull some romantic stunt on him. He had looked down towards his otherside when she draped her wing over his back then at her when she put her wing around him as she was leaning into him. She eventually leads into a more personal conversation about how much he means to her nervously prattling on. He had realized where this was going and before he would stop her she admitted she wanted to be with him while pulling a mistletoe above their heads only for him to pull away from her his sudden recoil from her caused them both fall over as she was leaning against him. It was rather instinctive on his part once they sat back up he politely rejected her advances for romance citing he isnt interested in romance while it was flattering that she was oooh so charmed by him he didnt want anything to do with romance.
Dromedaverse: Disguised.
*colored*
Twilight has been looking for Discord everywhere, he's not at home, not at Fluttershys not in ponyville, no where she'd assume he normally is seen at. The problem is he can dimension hop and change forms so its hard to pinpoint him. He's been pestered all throughout his pregnacy about statistics, facts, research purposes, updates, development etc etc. She's analyzied him thoroughly.
He's had enough of the poking and prodding trying to do his own things in secret without being seen or harassed by Twilight. He knows she means well but is sooooo over bearing about it. He had the brillaint idea to turn himself into a pony and walk about town doing his own foal care shopping. after all he has to prepare for his foal to come in several months.
Fluttershy accidently outs him not knowing he's trying to keep it on the down low. Twilight proceeds to chase after him demanding he lets her examine him as a pony.... "Is the foal also transformed into a pony inside him when he changes forms?? What happens when he twists and turns, bends weirdly, contorts himself, does oddities to himself, transform into various things." She wonders. She'll never find out
Dromedaverse: The group speculates
How. to traumatize friends by making a chest burster joke that'd imply his own demise
Dont do it bro.
Dromedaverse: Single father AU
Andromeda the daughter of Discord. She is his only child as a single father AU. I've crafted a whole ass AU universe with them because I love a good father-daughter story. Discord lives the single father life with his little draconequus baby.
Notes About Dromedaverse AU: Fluttercord is not a ship. (personally never liked it) Andromeda has no biological mother as Discord birthed Andromeda himself. Chaos god was pregnart (bro pulls a king piccolo move and a male seahorse joke in one) He's extremely protective over his daughter as his only child he will do anything to protect her.
Dromedaverse: feed the baby
Lol happy fathers day Discord
Instructions unclear nurse on dad. Lil newborn Andromeda doesn’t understand her father lacks the hardware to produce milk and nurse.
He always slept with her tucked into him drooping his wing over her. She'd nestle herself as close to him as she could if she was tucked into his side it would be the crook of his neck or straight up on top of his chest when he'd be on his back.