MY BABY FEVER HAS BEEN THRU THE ROOOFF OMG BUT imagine walking in on a shirtless bakugou holding his baby girl on his chest while he’s helping her go back to sleep- THE SKIN TO SKIN CONTACT 🥺🥺🥺😩
PKWDIFHSJDBDKS OHHHH NOOOO IM IN LOVE :((
the way her chubby cheek would be all smushed into his chest 🥺🥺 little eyes fluttering so slowly, trying and losing to fight off goin back to sleep 🥺🥺 and he’s talkin to her real soft n real quiet, “Puttin’ up a fuss, huh? What do you got to be worried about, hm? Do you pay bills? …you don’t gotta worry ‘cause Daddy’s here, Daddy’s gotcha.”
Katsuki was here, sitting on a chair, body completely limp, arms dangling in the void, his face resting on the table where today’s groceries had been abandoned. You couldn’t see his expression, and you thought for a second that he was asleep before he turned his head to see you. You repressed a laugh. God, he looked perfectly exhausted.
« You do this everyday ? » he murmured, eyes wide opened in horror.
« Everyday, » you confirmed.
It was really late when you came home that night. The neighbourhood was completely silent, the only perceptible sounds being the ones your feet made when they met the cold bitumen. Tiny puffs of hot air flew away from your mouth each time you breathed, and you nuzzled your frozen nose deeper in your large scarf, shivering a bit.
It’s been forever since you could spend a day outside your house, busy as you were with two kids in early infancy who wouldn’t even let you pee in peace.
You finally had the opportunity when your co-workers told you that your heroes’ agency was having its annual dinner paid by the boss, and that it would be great to see you again.
You hesitated first. It wasn’t like you were being an active hero since you were still in parental leave, so you felt a bit like a freeloader to join them, but they had been very persistent. Truth to be told, it felt like the last time you could enjoy an adult discussion was during your previous life. Even when your friends dropped by to see you at home, the meeting was always short-circuited by two spiky-haired tornados requesting your complete attention.
Actually, it was Katsuki who convinced you to go. He knew it’s been a while since you had time alone for yourself, and probably felt a bit guilty for not being as present as he wished to help you raising the troublemakers he made you. So when you told him about the dinner, he took the day off right away to look after the boys for you. If you were originally planning on being absent for the sole evening, your husband managed to talk you into taking the whole day outside the house. He could be great when he wanted to.
You finally arrived to your house, slightly surprised to see that some lights were still on. It was past midnight, you didn’t think someone would still be up this late. It better not be the kids. Unlocking your front door, you took your boots, cloak and scarf off, leaving everything in the doorway before heading to the kitchen, the room you saw lit from the outside. What you saw was beyond your expectations.
Katsuki was here, sitting on a chair, body completely limp, arms dangling in the void, his face resting on the table where today’s groceries had been abandoned. You couldn’t see his expression, and you thought for a second that he was asleep before he turned his head to see you. You repressed a laugh. God, he looked perfectly exhausted.
« You do this everyday ? » he murmured, eyes wide opened in horror.
« Everyday, » you confirmed.
You actually felt a bit proud to see how he acknowledged the toughness of your job. But boy, he really looked like if he just came back from war.
« What the hell have I done to you, » he mumbled as if he realised he inadvertently killed you or something.
« Kids, » you answered with a grin. « Hyperactive ones. »
« They never run out of energy, do they ? »
« Never. I don’t know how they do that either. But I bet they’ve been even more extra today, they must have been so happy to spend the day alone with Daddy… doesn’t happen that often. »
« They went Plus Ultra on Daddy, if you ask me… God. I feel dead. I‘ve known busy days where I arrested sixteen fuckers and went to bed less tired than that. »
« I know the feeling, » you laughed and patted his shoulder. « So… What’s all this on the table ? You’ve been staring at that carrot for how many hours now ? »
« I dunno, three, maybe four… I‘m pretty sure I can draw it from memory now… See, since the little goblins have been asking me if we could eat pizzas tonight from the very second they woke up, I followed my haunch and made them pizzas. Coz I’m a risk taker. »
« I can see that, » you smiled. « And ? »
« And they ate it all, and they liked it, and then they wanted to play a little longer and then it was bath time and then it was story time and is there really a kid on this goddamn planet who actually falls asleep at the first story ? Coz ours were just as pumped up after the sixth one. I had to kill everybody in a rush at the third page so I could just… escape. »
« No kid settle after one story, we’ve been bullshitted the whole time, » you shook your head.
« Fucking knew it. Anyway, once they finally chilled out a little, at least enough to get that no, playing Mario Kart on your DS doesn’t count as sleeping, even if you’re in the dark in your bed, I decided to clean the kitchen before passing out on the couch. And that’s when I made the biggest mistake of my whole fucking life… »
« You sat down, » you deduced in deep voice.
« And never found the strength to move again, » Katsuki confirmed. « I haven’t even done a single shit around the house like put a load on or something… »
« Don’t worry about it, Katsuki. I’m sure the kids were happy to spend the day with you and that you did great. »
Standing behind him, you started to massage his shoulders, earning a deep sigh from his lips. You smiled, fingers prodding his exposed flesh in the gentlest way.
« My poor husband, » you laughed in compassion, arms coming around his torso as you nuzzled in his neck. « It’s hard to be a housewife, huh ? »
« Fuck yes. Can’t wait to be back at work tomorrow, it’s fucking holidays compared to these two. »
« Tell me about it, I can’t wait to get back to work either… » you sighed. « Want a cup of tea ? »
« Yeah… »
He felt you nodding in the crook of his neck and kissing his cheek before heading toward the cupboard. He watched you from the corner of his eye, ash-blond strands sometimes hiding his view. He expected the day to be tiring, but not that much. It was true that you looked exhausted when he came home most of the time, but you didn’t look like a living corpse like him. To think that all your days were like this… He felt like he could sleep for the whole next week, so how you managed to wake up the next morning was beyond him right now.
« You’re going to be the fucking Terminator once you get back in action, » he said as you poured the hot water in his cup. « I think you’re getting a harder training than the Marines. »
« Sometimes I thought so too. The days where I actually manage to put them to bed for the nap and they do actually sleep I feel like I just won over the universe. Like, if someone broke into the house with a gun screaming to me to hand over my money and jewelleries, I would just look at them right in the eyes and go ‘Ha ? You think you can take on ME ? Bitch please, I just put my kids to bed and it only took me forty-five minutes’. »
« Fuck, I got you. »
Katsuki groaned loudly as he used his remaining strengths to lift his upper body from the table, sitting more properly as his hands curled around his cup.
« Hey, I didn’t even ask, how was your brats-free day ? »
« Magical, » you answered, wiping a fake tear from the corner of your eye. « For once I could go window shopping without the fear of having one of them throwing a tantrum. There was another mom whose kid was rolling on the floor for whatever reason and she looked just so… done with everything. All the others customers were looking at her and making nasty comments like ‘Well that wouldn’t happen if she raised him right’ and I was like ‘Shut the fuck up you know nothing‘. She heard it all and looked at me and asked right away ‘How many ?’ and I answered ‘Two. You ?’ and she made a face and answered ‘Four‘, and we gave each other the ‘Hang in here’ mom’s look and shook hands and the best part was that the other customers had no idea what we just talked about. »
« Tch… Childless people making comments about education, what the fuck ? Just shut your goddamn mouth, you literally have no clue what you’re talking about. »
« Yeah… But well, that was nice having the day for myself. I’m glad I could see my co-workers again, even if some spent the dinner asking me mom stuff or making me talk about the kids. I mean, I love them, you know ? They’re my kids, my bones and flesh, I’d do anything for their safety and happiness but sometimes I’m just… tired of moms’ speech. I ended up trapped between two others moms at my table and like, can we stop talking about diapers and bottles ? Even just for one minute ? Remember that we moms do exist as persons with hobbies and opinions too ? Please ? »
« Damn, I don’t get parents who never stop… parenting. Even when there are no kids around, » Katsuki frowned, emptying his cup.
« That’s not the best. One of them had the nerves to ask me if we think we’ll be empty-nesters. »
« The fuck is that ? »
« People who get really sad when their kids leave the house. »
There was a silence. A short one where the two of you just look at the other’s eyes before bursting into laughter. Katsuki’s laugh soon turned into a yawn though.
« Aw, let’s go to bed, » you said. « And don’t worry, tomorrow I’m back being the housewife and you’re free to go ! »
« Well, that’s maybe for the best. If I hear one more time the ‘Daaaaaad, Mom doesn’t do it this waaaay‘, I’m going to blow a fuse and maybe kill myself. Plus, I tried to go easy on the curses today with these two fucking parrots around, and lemme tell you it’s nerve-wracking when you find one colouring himself with felt pen to match the wall so he can become invisible. »
« Oh my… No way, » you muffled your laugh behind your hand. You could only imagine how hard it’s been for Katsuki to not swear once he found out.
« And it was after the bath. Obviously. Because it’s no fun if Dad can fix your shit right away. I was about to yell when I had this flash of a newspaper saying
‘Angry father tells his four-years old to go fuck himself, kiddo later asks mom what it means. Shit ensues’
. » You stifled your giggles the best you could in your sleeve, Katsuki’s hand coming to smack your ass as you both headed to the bedroom.
Omg I’ve never heard of babies being called Booba but that is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Ok so definitely don’t think about Daddy!Bakugou who is extra soft and gentle with his first newborn. They look so tiny in his arms that he won’t hold them at first but he’s the first one up at night when the baby monitor vibrates (I HC Katsuki as deaf/HoH) and sometimes you wake up alone in bed and when you sneak in and peek in the baby’s room there he is just watching them sleep, hand gently touching their little hands and feet, letting it rest on their tiny body so he feel the rise and fall of their chest. Promises to protect them and give them the entire world if they ask for it. It’s the softest you’ll ever see him. (Will absolutely blow up at you if he catches you watching, which wakes up the baby but 🤷🏽♀️)
*clawing at heaven’s gates* god give it to me NEOW
he’d be tickling his little baby’s feet with one of his fingers, gently poking it and everything 😭 sitting over the crib with his chin propped on the side ‘cause booba looks so cute 🥺
daddy!bakugou only has to watch you tie your baby’s hair up with a set of red ribbons you bought from the beauty supply once or twice before he’s ready to try it for himself.
baby kacchan likes when daddy combs da hair bc he’s much more patient than you are. it almost hurts your feelings.
he also lets you and baby kacchan tie his hair up w the red ribbons
OMG, your daddy!Bakugo hc and art is just so awesome!! Really, I love them! If it's not a lot to ask, could you tell us about your hc for uncle Kirishima and uncle Midodeku? Pretty please!
Thank you buddy for your sweet message =) I don’t have a lot of headcanons for uncle Kiri and uncle Midodeku but here are the few I have :
Kirishima :
Kirishima being the Best.Babysitter.Ever. You don’t really expect him to have the paternal streak with all the toughness thing and all him but really, he’s really good with kids.
Especially the young ones. The babies just LOVE him.
The kiddos probably call him either “Uncle Kiri” or “Uncle Eiji” and it’s cute af.
Kirishima basically being a professional second mom. He knows dozens of lullabies and he can practically say that he’s got another Quirk called “Diaper’s changing”
He’s probably the only person on Earth who doesn’t feel overwhelmed when dealing with two explosive boys.
His Quirk never been so life-saving by the way because the kids have to learn how to control their Quirk and accidents happen….
The kids being more excited when they go to Uncle Kiri’s house than Disneyland.
Kirishima officially being their godfather.
He’s got a special room in his house that he rearranged especially for them. So, quite weirdly, he’s got a true kid’s room despite not having kids on his own.
He really, really, REALLY want kids on his own.
Midoriya :
The kids being confused af because “does Daddy like him or hate him ?” since they always see Bakugou screaming at him and yet Midoriya’s always more or less around so… wtf ?
Midoriya is pretty nervous around kids and doesn’t really know how to handle them. He’s really scared to mess up and being too careless or too strict or something like that.
He’s even more nervous around Bakugou’s kids because… he really DOES feel like they’re part of his extended family and he wants to cherish them but he’s scared to overstep his bounds and that Bakugou would find him too close to his kids like trying to be a their dad too.
He’s really not trying to rival with Bakugou or anything… These kids are his blood and flesh, that would just be dumb, but he’s scared that Bakugou would interpret his affection this way.
The words he’s scared to hear are probably “fuck off Deku, you’re not their real uncle” (Bakugou would never though)
The kids got confused always hearing him called either “Midoriya” or “Deku” so it ends up being “Uncle Midodeku”
He can’t go to Bakugou’s house without a gift for the kids. Even if he just here to drop by for an one-hour-max babysitting, he would still find a little something to offer.
The kids early understood that they had Uncle Midodeku wrapped around their little finger and… well, Midoriya should learn to say no because he ends up in situations like playing hide’n’seek all.day.along. or playing the horse with the two terrors on his back for way too long.
Midoriya is actually pretty jealous of how relax Kirishima is around the kids.
I’m so fucking pumped about it you guys have no idea... I mean it’s just... so fucking cute to picture !!!
(I may update this if I find some more, suggestions are welcome as well)
Bakugou in general :
Bakugou with two sons. Just that is already cute af.
Bakugou carrying ventolin spray everywhere because his second born got asthma.
Both of his golden boys having inherited his Quirk like omg three Kings of Explodokills under the same roof, RIP neighbourhood.
Bakugou teaching them how to control their Quirk
Bakugou trying his fucking best to stop swearing around the kids
Bakugou ending up with stupid lullabies stuck in his head all day along.
Bakugou teaching them super early “safety mesures” like what do they should do if they encounter a Villain.
Bakugou inventing a “code” for his kids so they would know it’s really him and not a Villain with a “copying-appearances” type Quirk. (The code is to sing their favourite lullaby omg)
Bakugou playing Hero and Villain with his sons and taking it so seriously you could swear he’s reacting some movie’s scene, like he would deliver a five-minutes monologue and fall in slow-motion. Would probably play “dead” until their sons shit their pants and get their mom thinking they really killed him
Bakugou being an immensely famous Hero and the journalists are always trying to get personal infos about him but he NEVER mentions his kids because he wants them to grow up in peace. (He secretly gave them the permission to blow up their faces if they try to talk to them when they’re alone)
Because he wants to protect his sons from his notoriety he can’t do normal things like picking them up at school really often and it pisses him off more than anything.
The boys :
His first born is an always-smiling and hyperactive ball of joy who can’t litteraly settle down for a second. Imagine him looking like Kacchan’s dad with the brown hair and big blue eyes (maybe from his mom?)
The first born swearing a lot because it took time to Bakugou to stop swearing.
His second born being his exact copy with the blond hair and red eyes but being a huge sleeper, huge cuddler and a huge emotional cryer.
The big brother being super dotting on his younger brother like he’s worse than their mom.
UNCLE KIRISHIMA
UNCLE MIDODEKU
The boys using their explosions to propulse them to their father’s neck so they can hug him serisouly how cute is that ?
The boys having an “exploso-high-five” where they clap each other’s hands with explosions...
