#daddy joonie

[secretcheesecakecowboy]

Their new mv is so good and funny. They are so hilarious 😂 Namjoon is so fine in the mv!! Go watch and keep streaming guys!

[shitbtsprobablysays]

Jimin: You know what I've always wondered, hyung? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?

Namjoon: Jimin-ah, it's four o'clock in the morning. Go to sleep.

Jimin: You can't sleep? Is it because of the blanket?

[subtaelity]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY????

[lazypanpanda-blog]

Personal space, what is that?

[shitbtsprobablysays]

Taehyung: The eagles won last night.

Namjoon: Oh, I didn't know you're into those types of games.

Taehyung, covered in blood and scratches: What game?

[shitbtsprobablysays]

Jungkook: Hyung. What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in spanish?

Namjoon: ...

Namjoon: I'm literally about to fall asleep, Jungkook. I don't need these kinds of shit.

[shitbtsprobablysays]

Taehyung: I'm doing math.

Namjoon: ...Okay?

Taehyung: I'm a hundred kilos, and I ate 800 grams of olives.

Namjoon: ...

Taehyung: Like the whole can. I ate it all. That means I'm 0.8% olives, hyung.

Namjoon: Tae it's 3 am. What the fuck?

[shitbtsprobablysays]

Namjoon: Take a nap, hyung. You look exhausted.

Yoongi: I'll do that.

Yoongi, naps for ten hours:

Namjoon: I said a nap not a fucking coma.