Liam and Zayn honestly fuck. me. up.
If you don’t understand what I’m trying to say, then here’s a few reasons why they fuck me up to help you understand.
How in the hell would someone not get turned on by him biting his fucking lip? I honestly don’t understand how someone /could not/ get turned on by that fucking thing itself.
Like, his fucking arms are like muscle porn and so are his abs. I don’t understand how or why people make Liam bottom in fanfictions. Like, are you fucking insane? He’s obviously dominant you little shits.
#3: Zayn’s blonde streak in his hair in 2011. Why the fuck would you do that to me, Zayn? Are you fucking trying to kill me? Yeah? Thought so.
#4: Zayn’s hair /now/. (like, in this fucking moment /now/)
What the fuck? Just- What the fuck?
what the actual fuck are you doing? Trying to make me punch myself directly in the fucking jaw? I swear, if you post another selfie I will go to Liam and smash my head into his jawline.
#5: Liam’s. Fucking. Jawline.
Have you not seen how fucking curvy and /sharp/ that fucker’s jawline is?! It’s like a fucking pencil tip that you’ve sharpened to perfection. I’m pretty sure that the Gods made his jawline the literal definition of perfection when he was born because they knew that we were going to know about him so they made it to fuck up our fucking fEeLiNgS