#daddy val

[hazbincalifornia]

Val trudging into the studio an hour late, huge egg belly prominently on display. Nobody’s allowed to mention that it wasn’t like that yesterday

There's a universal glance of solidarity between the talent of 'wow, this weird bullshit sure is happening, huh?' as Val settles down in his chair with a grunt.

[hazbincalifornia]

Vox creates mechanical tentacles to stuff Val full of eggs like he’s been fantasizing about for years. Unfortunately making the eggs with their combined dna might have been a bad idea, as they seem to like the idea of staying put and growing within Val no matter how much the moth tries to push them out

This is what you get for going the extra mile, buddy! Heed the warning, and go get a crib!

[hazbincalifornia]

The one about Val’s scale just saying skinny made me snort laugh bc I just imagine him about to burst with a huge triplet belly and just beaming bc it still says he’s skinny 😂

The scale can't lie, right? Right.

[hazbincalifornia]

How many of Val’s eggs can Vox reasonably fertilize inside of Val? It cant be that many, right? … right?No nope its all of them and Val gets a huge belly by the halfway mark that not even his wings can hide by the time he pops

He has to start wearing a coat OVER his coat. Nobody dares to ask for fear of Moneyshot.

[hazbincalifornia]

Val’s preggo and showing a LOT more than he and Vox thought he would (the joys of multiples) and Vox has to hack the weight scale so Val will stop crying about how fat he is. He still thinks he’s too big but Vox’s attention helps

Instead of displaying a specific weight, it just says 'skinny'. Somehow, this works.

[hazbincalifornia]

Vox gets pregnant and Val gets pregnant when Vox is a few months in. When Vox goes into labor Val sits beside the bed pale and clutching his own belly, knowing that’s him that’ll be cursing and shouting/crying, bleeding and miserable in just a few months. The baby Vox buttlaunches out of himself is pretty darn cute though

They're crying, but that's fine, they both hear crying all the time anyway. The terror of 'oh lord that's going to be me' subsides a little upon seeing Cute Baby In His Arms.

[hazbincalifornia]

Despite both her parents having no head-hair, voxval baby is delightfully fluffy. She laughs and claps and runs around while Val chases her with a comb, wondering why she couldn’t have short body fuzz like himself-

This is part of his eternal punishment, clearly. It looks cute pulled back and with a bow, at least.

[hazbincalifornia]

Baby kept Val up alllllll night kicking and finally settles when he gets to work. Val falls asleep during the porno shoots. Everyone standing around as he starts snoring wondering if they keep filming and fix the audio later, or… does he need like. A blanket??

Do his wings count as a blanket? They seem to regulate his temperature, he never seems too hot or too cold when they're 'on', but who knows what he'd want!