#daddycoded

[amberslxt]

I’d let him do whatever to me 🎀

[mariacallous]

Susan Collins for Secretary of Transportation

That is sort of the designated “opposite-party appointment” Cabinet seat, and it would give us a chance to get that Senate seat, which is why I love it but also why it wouldn’t happen, plus I can hear the screams from twitter already if it’s given even a thin sliver of a serious consideration.

[mariacallous]

Go to bed

[mariacallous]

Cyan. Please stop reblogging yourself at night and just go to bed 🛏️🌃😴

...okay, this is true, and fair.

[mariacallous]

thoughts on going to bed

[blogwizard]

she's the most communicative animal I've ever had in my life. usually that communication is "I hate/love this" or "I want this particular thing specifically" or "give me attention" but she's very good at getting her point across. it's unfortunate for her that in this, as in many cases, I have a big wrinkly human brain and know that she needs to wear the terrible boots for a while.

[blogwizard]

I'm sure for the purposes of our school district, potatoes count as a vegetable.

[mariacallous]

Go to bed

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