the uncanny valley of human personalities.

First name Blog, last name Wizard. He/him, queer, married, late 30s. I've been here since 2009 and at this point I'm the old person in the disaster movie who won't leave their house. Not a wizard RP blog or anything, I just think wizards are fun. If you're under 18 I'd rather you didn't follow me.

[blogwizard]

Went to a restaurant called The Bear Trap and their merch was not capitalizing on the obvious.

[onceiwashere]

“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I really don’t like when a book advertises itself as fantasy or scifi with maybe some romance on the side and then it turns out to just be a romance with some fantasy or scifi wallpaper. Fine if you wanna read that but I don’t. Stop having sex and kill the dragon already. This is false advertising.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I signed up for political intrigue and aliens but instead you’re just having therapy speak sex with a human man. Where’s the aliens???? Kill something!

[cuillere]

At least please fuck the dragon.

[blogwizard]

Incredible culture mash here in this ad for a perfume that looks like it would be aggressively sprayed in my face by a guy at a mall kiosk:

-Arabic word for king. Is this the brand?

-French description? Part of the brand?

-Sanskrit language text synonomous with sex as the name of the scent (?), except:

-the "S" is actually an Arabic "Y" sound.

-Kama Yutra

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[opheliathegrey]

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[todays-problematic-ship]

HMS Cockchafer (1915) - Wikipedia

HMS Cockchafer (1915) - Wikipedia

HMS Cockchafer was a Royal Navy Insect-class gunboat. She was built by Barclay Curle and launched on 17 December 1915 as the fourth Royal Navy ship to carry this name.

[commanderchr1st]

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

[commanderchr1st]

this is not a bit but a grim reality

[doctorworm7kbs]

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

[commanderchr1st]

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[blogwizard]

Dry heat btw.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

[thesplendidsnout]

From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky

[blogwizard]

In a meeting yesterday I said something about needing to edit the verbiage of a sentence in a document for clarity and my boss' boss said Just Have ChatGPT Do It :) like I know people are using it for everything but how is it not an insult to say "I don't think you're capable of writing a single coherent sentence".

[blogwizard]

When Nate and I were first talking, he asked what my favorite Tolkien book was. I was like idk man it's all connected. But ultimately I answered The Silmarillion. I do like a dense world building but otherwise I'm not sure this is true. Anyway the wonderful guy I eventually married who had seen the Jackson films years prior but hadn't even read the Hobbit said "let me check this Silmarillion out bc I would like to get to know this nerd". And he did, from the library, and was justifiably like "hey what the fuck is this". Now if his question had been "what Tolkien book should I read first?" my answer would not have been the fucking Silmarillion.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[beleester]

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

[morphmaker]

the silmarillion bride