#daddyjoelorso

[kailatu]

You sweet soul. He was actually stretching it since he was a teen to have the longest penis in the world. Probably needs a healthy dose of therapy before he would agree to have it removed.

   i don’t understand size queens.  but ok, that guy clearly needs that therapy, for sure, haha.

[kailatu]

A guy tried to get into Guinness World Records for longest penis at 18.9 inches but after a CT scan it was discovered his erect penis was 6.5 inches underneath 18.9 inches of foreskin, blood vessels, and swelling from walking around with that weight.

Enjoy your lesson of the day.

   oh wow, that poor guy.  having to have all of that hanging on him.   hopefully he got surgery so he can relieve himself from that pain, oof.

[alexxxmartinez]

Smash or Pass + Joel

He seems a little intimidating, but in a good way, you know. I’m leaning towards pass but I’m willing to be persuaded. He looks real good at persuasion.

[alexxxmartinez]

Tell me, pet, what kind of art do you make?

Drawing, often with charcoal, and oil paintings. Both leave me kind of messy though. I often have to shower right after I’m finished

[switchedremy]

And how do you know my sons?

“Know is a strong term...I’ve just seen them around.” 

[theemmettreed]

What do you think of Daddies?

“ some people might hate me for saying this but... daddies aren’t really my thing. i’ll fuck one every once in a while if they’re HOT but i have enough daddy issues on my own, i don’t need to remind myself.  “

[smuttyxcomics]

Have you ever seen the dragon dildos that come with gel-filled silicone eggs you can insert with the dildo? Then you lay an egg. It's not for everyone.

“Are you serious? That’s a thing? I’m going onto google and amazon right now. I’ve always wanted to be an ✨ incubator.✨”

[alliexrodriguez]

top 3 guys then?

“If I have to narrow it down? I guess, uh, Mr. Orso? Bandit? And Alcides?”

@daddyjoelorso @thebanditbennett @alcidesmarquina