#dadjoke

[abuzd]

[jamiemarsters]

Pic of the Day: Why should you never take sides in an argument at the dinner table? Trick question. It's the perfect time to take sides because no one's paying attention. Bring Tupperware. James Marsters finding my dad joke *hilarious* (because it is!) @JamesMarstersOf

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[darlosworld]

21 August 2025 - Daily Drawing Day 233 #20252025Challenge Beware the Xenomop! Today I saw a plush xenomorph alien and instantly the word Xenomop came to mind (I have no idea how or why). So here we are, the Alien with a mop that extends from their mouth within a mouth. #xenomop #xenomorph #alien #mop #ゼノモップ #ゼノモーフ #エイリアン #モップ #👽 #horrormovie #horror #movie #film #villain #cleaning #clean #fanart #puns #joke #dadjoke #alienmovie #宇宙人 #ホラー映画 #映画 #ホラー #悪役 #掃除 #きれい #清潔 #ファンアート #ダジャレ #オヤジギャグ Watch the time lapse video of this drawing on YouTube Shorts: https://youtube.com/shorts/FNkxebT7oh0 Watch the time lapse video of this drawing on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@darlosworld/video/7541147044409363729 See the latest at https://darlosworld.bsky.social The 2025 20-25 Challenge. This year let's get better at something by finding a little practice time most days, in my case drawing. - Do your activity for at least 25 minutes, at least 25 days per month. - Use the hashtag #20252025Challenge on social media etc to track your progress - Also use the hashtag to cheer on others. That's about it! Have fun with your activities, whatever they may be! Drawing, programming, dancing, cooking, make up, reading, languages, gardening, mastering high fives, sewing, astrophysics, vcr clock setting ... #challengeyourself #challenge #Drawing #drawings #illustration #newyearsresolution #25minutes #xppen #clipstudiopaint #dailydrawing #イラスト #クリップスタジオ #絵 #絵画 #絵描きさんと繋がりたい #drawingoftheday #一日一絵 #art #digitalart #oc #一次創作 Image Alt Text: Drawing of a Xenomorph alien with a mop coming from its inner mouth with a bucket it the background. The "Xenomop" is cleaning the floor. Socials: Website - https://www.darlosworld.co.uk BlueSky - https://darlosworld.bsky.social Cara - https://cara.app/darlo PixedFed - https://pixelfed.social/darlo YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@thatdarlo TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@darlosworld Linktree - https://linktr.ee/darlosworld Carrd - https://darlo.carrd.co Instagram (Exists, but no longer updated with complete posts) - https://www.instagram.com/darlosworld Twitter (Exists, but no longer updated) - https://twitter.com/darlosworld

[imakememesdurrrr]

[futileexercise]

[magick-mr-skull]

hey there, sport! i’ve noticed a lotta people have been flirting with you, so I thought you might appreciate a change of pace by getting a joke!

There once was a Spanish wizard back in my day who claimed he could turn invisible on the count of three.

He began to chant “Uno… Dos…” but then he disappeared without a tres.

-the dad joke man

That is spectacular!