#dadmin rants

[thefitnessdaddy]

My alarm clock woke me up this morning, and as I went to shut it off I stumbled over a dumbbell

NEVER LEAVE YOUR FITNESS EQUIPMENT ON THE FLOOR!

[thefitnessdaddy]

A FRUSTRATING OCCURRENCE AT THE GYM

So I was in the barbell area getting ready to do some deadlifts, when suddenly a group of teenage girls in those black leggings? And pink clothing? (they all looked the same to me) walk up to the mirror AND START TAKING PHOTOS OF THEMSELVES in the squat pose (showing off their butts) and that standing pose (also showing off their butts). They spent 5 minutes taking up half the space, and were making a huge racket. Later realized they HADN'T touched a SINGLE MACHINE since they entered the building. They essentially walked around and took selfies to show they "work out". My gym bros also guessed they were here to check out guys.

Learn some gym etiquette.

[frosted-confusion]

I’M ABSOLUTELY LIVID TODAY , THE TRAINEE i”M TRAINING LIT A FIRE IN THE FUCKING LIBRARY THEN TRIED TO CLAIM “HE DID IT” the only reason i’m not a suspect is because i know most the cops in our precinct and they all know i’ve heavily changed my ways  Also to all of you following thanks for puttin up with me and i have no idea why you doods are following me and my wooden boi

[frosted-confusion]

Okay paypal is seriously starting to piss me off , now i cant pay until they RECONFIRM FOR THE 5th TIME MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT . SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK I JUST WANT TO PAY AND COMISSION SERVAS SPRITES IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!

[frosted-confusion]

3 months sober and all this paypal heresy is making me want to return to the bottle i mean cmon man just let me pay @firefaetrolls like by fucking jove i’m going to castrate the next person who says “Oh it’ll arrive in your bank account sometime soon then you can confirm your bank account and revalidate your account” what is this roundabout bullshit