#dadno

[ifeelsixfeettall]

[damianodarlington]

My dad just yelled “I'M THE MAN WHO ATE GERMANY” from the living room. wtf Dad

[ibetyouareweird]

[writerintherough]

Dad: “I’m so open minded”

Dad: Does/says something racist

Dad: Is against gays

Dad: "If someone’s not part of our religion, they’re wrong"

Dad: Thinks his opinions are the only ones that matter and everyone else is just wrong

Dad: Everything that comes out of my mouth is fact

Dad: "I'm the most openminded person I know"

[persephone-queenofthe-underworld]

My dad told me I can't eat a family size pack of pasta by myself, he clearly doesn't understand my abilities

[fentasticelfremade]

My father just called me a monochrome hippie.

[dstressdprncess]

so my dad likes reptiles a lot right and so we're going to a reptile show this Sunday and he comes into my room and goes "no picking up boys while we're at the show Sunday" like dad the only thing i turn on is my laptop