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[iamnotswarley]

Mads Dadtum Night

Apparently youneedtostrut is my enabler in all things mads-fetishistic.

Tonight is dadtum night. Mads' dadtum. The tum that says "I may be a beautiful sexy viking, but I also am middle-aged, love beer, and I could give two shits about doing ab work." Attaboy.

costumed dadtum:

Delightful dadtum:

Dadtum in all its glory:

There. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH ALL THIS DADTUM. Because I could've added Hugh Dancy's dadtum too BUT NOW IT'S TOO LATE TO ASK MWAHAHAHAHA.

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dadtum replied to your post:

so roode

{{ says the person who replied with "fuck u"

[howishughdancyevenpossible]

dadtum replied to your post “dadtum replied to your post “it’s too early in the morning for me to...”

such a good gif tho

bless his face and bless that gif

[howishughdancyevenpossible]

dadtum replied to your post “I didnt know Hugh Dancy smoked!? ! ?”

i dont think its an all the time thing sanny, but yeah he does a bit ^^

fuck yeah it better not be an all the time thing or i will climb mountains to get me some of that and let me tell you i don't own mountain climbing equipment so i will die trying to get to his sexy smoking ass

[voidsmoocher]

will stealin hannibal's mascara nd getting all cute andblushy whwn hannibal asks for it back and will telling him he gotta catch him fiiirrsttt

i like that will stole hannibals mascara

because this means

they can both weAR MASCARA AND LOOK PRETTY AND B LIL CUTIES AND SMEAR IT WHEN THEY CRY BECAUSE HANNIBAL STABBED WILL PLZ GOD

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hannibal taking will make up shopping, letting these ladies coo over his soft skin and pick out which gloss suits his eyes best and walking out with 3 bags full. will demands to see the bill because surely it cost hundrends! but hannibal just smiles

IM CRYING SO HARD PLZ GOD

will would b blushing so hard too cus hes not use to so much attention being put on him! compliments??? hes not used to thOSE! hed b so embarrassed bcus so much time is being put into it and so much money and the lil bb thinks hes hardly worth all that time and effort!! SO NOT CRYING

but OH even he cant deny how sweet he looks when they apply that gloss on his lips, or when they comb the brown mascara over his lashes. he stares at himself in the mirror with awe and catches dr lecter's appreciative stare in the reflection. he hears him tell the girl to wrap it all up for him and flushes again, knowing his words of protest would fall on deaf ears. 

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dadtum replied to your post “Omega!Will making Alpha!Hannibal jealous to make him go into rut”

god please - he's been flirting with the waiter all evening at the restauranet, ignoring hannibal's low growls and possessive touches, but when they get home, will's not leaving for a while.

Will is pinned to the door as soon as it closes and has an angry and horny Hannibal biting his neck, explaining that his alpha body is going into rut bc of his shameless flirting at the restaurant in between bites. Hannibal starts taking off Will's suit jacket, waistcoat and shirt to get to get him naked now! His nails leaving barely there scratches on is omega's soft skin.

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dadtum replied to your post:Love of your life?

[le chiffre choking in the distance]

{{ good i hope he dies