Flemish Derp

Trashbag extraordinaire. I love stupidly beautiful cannibals and magical woodland creatures. Pornbots get reported. I guess I'm in the hockey show thing now??

[iamnotswarley]

they would never do it but i’m begging for hudcon to do a dropout show because i have a feeling they would be just as chaotic as needed

[nightvaleofficial]

[iamnotswarley]

[russianblush]

hey nevermind they’re both massive i’m going to Die

[cliff-marleaus-left-toe]

I have this headcanon where in an alternative universe Ilya had a moment of insight at the beginning of their hookups so when The Raiders asked where he was going instead of saying he was gonna see Montreal Jane he was like 'I am gonna see my close personal friend Shane Hollander we are gonna eat takeout and play videogames in his house he is my best friend actually.' And the Raiders were like, 'Yeah, right.' But he kept the bit, and every time they were in Montreal, he told the Raiders he was meeting Shane, and the rivalry was just league PR bullshit. They never truly believed him, but it didn't really matter at the time. And When they were eventually at the cottage and Shane told Ilya his plan Ilya was like 'Do not be mad but I have been telling Raiders you are my best friend and every time we play monteral I come to see you to play videogames and eat takeout for years and they never belived me so there is still plusably denibility but if you wanna launch a friendship we dont have to wait or built up I already laid the groundwork.' And Shane is in his head like 'I am gonna marry this man.' So they announce the charity the same summer and the raiders are like 'well shit he was telling the truth.' And since Ilya did lay the groundwork, when the media asks them about Ilya and Shane's 'have been friends the whole time' narrative, the Raiders are like, 'Yeah, he told us they were friends; we just didn't believe him.' Which makes the public opinion on their friendship largely positive but doesn't really change the overall timeline all that much just gives them some room to be publicly affectionate and kind of takes the heat off the fanmail gate bc instead of the public thinking it was an enemies-to-lovers hot sex in hotel rooms 9-year situationship with messy breakups and hookups in between they think it was a slow-burn friends-to-lovers situation filled with yearning and Queer self discovery which is more palatable to the public.

[kimberellaroo]

The other possible angle on this is that when it's really revealed, the Raiders don't want to seem like idiots for being openly told and not believing him for so long, so they go "oh y…yeah, absolutely, we've known they were friends forever" and that helps it seems like "old news, we're all over it already, what rock were you living under?" To the public. And then the Raiders get confused about how much Rozanov actually told them over the years in their barely-remembered, often drunk conversations, because he definitely said "friend", right? Or did he say boyfriend? Did he already come out and we didn't believe him? Anyway, it's a bit embarrassing to get homophobic about it now if we'd already been told years ago, so best to just pretend we knew and accepted it all this time

[clytemnestraaa]

so like after they’re outed there’s definitely a big studio gay porn parody made about them, that’s inevitable. i feel like they try to watch it together and get too jealous lmao. “this guy doesn’t look like me.” “well no but he’s still hot.” “you think he’s hot?!” “what like you don’t think i’m hot?” “that’s not you!” “you didn’t answer the question.” also shane gets too mad at the hockey inaccuracies

[theoreocat]

Oh this boy. 😻🧡

[actuallysara]

Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams in Toronto, Canada | July 28, 2026 (via bmacdiarmid)

[sheisraging]

"WE'RE ALL ABOUT D CUPS"

Same.

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[iamnotswarley]

where were you when that hudcon pic dropped

[iamnotswarley]

that’s EMMY NOMINATED BLUE RIBBON GOURDS to you

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

Hudson and Connor meeting fans in Toronto yesterday

[highshane]

sub top ilya is actually so good when you don’t have someone in your ear complaining about it being out of character

[nature-travel-photography]

Not a screensaver. Just Earth doing it’s thing. - Author: peachblushes

[sunnypeachyy]

Push-ups king

[jewelcoatfish]

shane (a little tipsy) being cornered by a few fans at a bar one night and they ask him what’s the best thing about coming out, expecting him to say something motivating like self-expression and liberation and shane just goes

“i don’t know, probably that i can have ilya’s photos on my phone now :).”

and the whole of non bigot hockey twt just fucking crash out and montreal metros and crowell gets burned at the stake

[toapoet]

These tags are my fave

[waddingham]

HANNAH WADDINGHAM as JUDITH 'WHIPTAIL' BURTON in RIDE OR DIE (2026)

[chibisquirt]

Even if you have NO interest in this movie... You should still click through to see the 2nd gif

[cumslutshane]

he's diabolical for this(shane's right where he wants to be)