Dec 4, 2017
PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME A SLUT, LIKE FUCK OFF AND COME BACK WHEN YOU THINK OF SOMETHING ORIGINAL 😂😂🔫
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PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME A SLUT, LIKE FUCK OFF AND COME BACK WHEN YOU THINK OF SOMETHING ORIGINAL 😂😂🔫
lemme find out that JuJu being fufu and start to fuck wit YoYo again. im finna be pissed.
SERIOUSLY?!
Alright, so Today I went and picked my little cousin up after school. On my way back to her house I passed by a circle K (Gas station/convenient store) where I saw this guy trying to shove a shopping cart into the trunk of his car... A shopping cart... I was like "Dafqu?" I thought about pulling over and letting the guy know that the cart was obviously not going to fit but instead I just kept driving. Now After I dropped her off at home I drove back the same way taking the long way home just to see if the guy was still there and HE WAS!! It took me about half and hour to drop off my cousin and drive all the way back that way! HE WAS STILL TRYING TO PUT THE SHOPPING CART IN THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR! I just laughed. I literally pulled my car over because I was laughing so hard I couldn't see because of the tears. I looked at my friend Kusanagi (Thats her nick name) and was like "just think whenever your having a bad day just think to yourself... 'Well... at least I'm not that guy.' Then you will think back to today and chuckle to yours knowing that he has been trying to do this for at least half an hour. You think he would have gotten it by now but NO, apparently not... It just... it made my day better to see his stupidity. Thank you for listening.
Superbowl Commercials: dafuq did I just watch?....
Preaching on Animal Crossing?
After his little preaching sepal, I mentioned that Leviticus talked about shellfish, haircuts and tattoos. He said he'd never read it and woulds in a few years. I mentioned that not everyone was Christian, he started talking about the one real god.
The most hilarious aspect of this though was how when he was done he went: "Did that help? :)" like I was going to renounce my love of boobs and suddenly wanna date a dude. And he was horribly taken aback when I told him "Nope! :3 Still gay"
So yea. Did NOT expect that to happen to me on animal crossing of all places
"Oh excuse me one second while I go grab my Arabic keyboard from the effing back."