#dahahahah

[thighsaremilky]

Joan: She deserves a special party this year.

JFK: If what it says in her diary is true, then I say she needs it. A LOT.

Joan: Wait, you read her diary?

JFK: I just skim it to make sure she's not on drugs.

Joan: Wha... what does it say?

JFK: It says "I'm not on drugs".

[i-am-inimitable-i-am-an-original]

OH MYGAWDD

I wonder if Brianne will remember this in the morning. She legit just woke up and asked who was here. I said, 'me." and she went, "who?" and I was like 'it's Lindsey!' and she was like 'oh.....I'm confused.' and I was like, 'about what?' and she goes, 'i dont know.....what time is it?' I said, 'midnight.' and she goes, 'oh, ok.' and totally falls back asleep.

I fucking love being roomies with her xD <3

[gosh-darn-it-i]

HANDSOME FACE

IT'S FROM SUPERMAN/BATMAN APOCALYSPE

I would feel sooo stupid if everyone already knew this