#dahlface

[balancingpcint-archive]

“Seeing you at your worst changes nothing, I still wanna bang you.”

random ask memes

[ text to: the white ] : Wow, aren’t you fucking romantic[ text to: the white ] : Jsyk that isn’t typically what you say to people after they’ve had a mental breakdown[ text to: the white ] : But hey if you’re offering to bang me then you know where to find me, but seriously fuck you i’m not amused with you right now

[balancingpcint-archive]

"Alright. Beer, boys, and manicures it is... I only paint my nails cool colors. Like purple. You better have purple."

          “Of course I have purple nail polish, who the fuck do you think I am? You can take the purple, though. I prefer red and black. Hurry up and come, asshole. I’m fucking bored.”

[rhysnotreez]

"Hold still, I just want to get a look at the hydraulics in your arm. I'm not gonna bite you."

“Why should I trust you? So far it seems like everyone on this planet wants to bite me.”