Jun 18, 2020
Love: Is there... a reason you two are lying face down on the floor?
Zyl: Yes
Love: And... what might it be?
Dakota: You asked if there was a reason not what that reason was
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Love: Is there... a reason you two are lying face down on the floor?
Zyl: Yes
Love: And... what might it be?
Dakota: You asked if there was a reason not what that reason was
Aven: So how is everyone?
Raine: Bi and about to cry
Dakota: Dysphoric and ready to die
Kate: Pan and in pain
Wynn: Gay
Aven: All of you need therapy. Except Wynn. Wynn's fine. The rest of you seek help.
Raine: Did it hurt when you fell?
Kate: *sarcastically* from heaven?
Raine: FROM THE FUCKING WATERFALL KATE YOU FELL DOWN A WATERFALL ARE YOU OKAY?
Chaos Cult as Starkid quotes pt2
Denki and Mads: Buddies! Bros! Homies! Amigos! Nintendo! Pizza! Let’s go! Whoo whoo whoo!
Kate: From now on, EVERYONE is a princess!
Dee: I WANT A NEW, QUALITY WAGON. WITH WHEELS THAT ARE CIRCLES.
Raine: What if I tried something new and it- BACKFIRED
Love: Chorn.... means FAMILY!
Aven: PLEASE GOD I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE
Zyl: Lets... eat... JEMLILLA!
Chai: EXCUSE ME I still haven’t gotten my hot chocolate...I have very low blood sugar
Wynn: Now... are you FRIGHTENED?
Jules: *aggressive dabbing* Should we kill him? SHOULD WE KILL HIM?
Avi: Oh my god so mean 🖕
Raine jumping into a chair: I'm BACK on my BULLSHIT
Dakota: You never fucking left
The Chaos Cult as Starkid quotes
Raine: Hello. I am Bruce Man. I mean- Bat Wayne FUCK. Can I start over?
Denki: I wanna be a modern dancer :D
Zyl: Never more will they mock you Achmed! HE FUCKED A TIGER- I DID NOT FUCK A TIGER
Avi: Okay- jesus christ- I don’t even know what’s going on here
Aven: Names McDoon, and I make the ladies *hand kiss* McSwoon
Wynn: And my name’s Cletus Jones, I’ve killed three people 👌
Dee: He is lord, Duck is lord, he is lord lord lord Duck is lord
Love: All of that is a lie Molag made it up!
Kate: Alexa. Self Destruct. -silence- It is. 2020. And it can’t even BLOW ITSELF UP? *yeet*
Ixchel: Go ahead then. KICK MY HEAD. I wanna see you kick above your waist!
Jules: And I’m happy as a squrrrriel... as long as I’m with mr quirrrrel
Aven: People always ask me how I manage Dakota and Raine.
Aven: The secret is, I have no control over them whatsoever.
Aven: Earlier today Dakota called my name and Raine shot me with a nerf pistol.
~Some time later~
Dakota: Yeah that was a bad idea. Never challenge Aven to a nerf battle, I assure you it will go poorly for one of you and it won't be her.
Kate: okay, summarize Raine as a movie title.
Ixchel: Fast and furious.
Kate: Wha-
Raine: *sprints past holding a water pistol, shouts are heard in the distance* YOU GUYS MIGHT RUN NOW