Jun 14, 2024
Just wanna be an alchemist so my occupation is lying
“So what do you do?”
“I’m an alchemist”
“Woah, what’s that like?”
“Yeah, it’s a lot of math you know, and science. But I just finished making the elixir of life. It wasn’t too bad only took a couple of weeks. Just started growing a homunculus back home. Thinking about naming him Clive, do you wanna see a picture?”
*shows paintings of little man in a bottle*
“See!”
“Absolutely amazing. You’re pushing the boundaries of science!”
“Mhm, yeah thanks bro.”
