#dalzel

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The hall was a madhouse. Both djinns clapped their hands over their pointed ears. Dalzel hooted, "Stop it! Stop them! Where did that baby come from?" To which Hasruel howled, "Women have babies, fool of a djinn! What did you expect?"

Castle in the Air, by Diana Wynne Jones

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in a stunning twist, the thousand year old djinn reveals himself as a manchild by throwing a tantrum not unlike the four year old and actual baby before him

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abdullah: so we have good news and bad news

abdullah: good news is dalzel doesn't have hasruel's life anymore

abdullah: the bad news is the dog ate it

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hasruel: no girl djinn would ever date my brother so he's decided to marry every human princess instead

abdullah: cool motive, still a fuckboi

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