I married my best goddamn friend.
Nothing will ever make me regret that.
@creaturesx

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I married my best goddamn friend.
Nothing will ever make me regret that.
@creaturesx
kid meme - Damian and Sean
Name: Velia
Gender: Female (she/her)
General Appearance: A lot of summery clothes, a lot of color and tank tops and shorts
Personality: Outgoing, charismatic, playful
Special Talents: She's a water spirit!
Who they like better: Sean
Who they take after more: Sean
Personal Headcanon: Because of Velia, her dads had to build a large pond in the backyard because she starts to get ill if she's not around or in water for too long
Faceclaim: Luca Hollestelle
Being a bit of an asshole is just my love language.
kid meme - damien and sean
Name: Milo
Gender: female
General Appearance: Kind of a mix of alt with hair and make up, but less so with actual clothing
Personality: Comes off kind of mean, but she’s just sort of aggressive in her love
Special Talents: One of her birth parents was a shapeshifter but she has limited control on her own appearance (mostly hair based), the other was likely a hesperides
Who they like better: It’s impossible for her to pick because they just fit together
Who they take after more: Neither, really. She has some of their snark, but nowhere near their playfulness
Personal Head canon: Of all the ways Sean and Damien had gotten kids, Milo was the only one just...left on their doorstep. They have no idea where she came from, but the note included her name, date of birth, and a liste of potential allergies, nothing more.
Milo has the note because of the possibility the handwriting is one of her birth parents. It is the only thing she has held on to in regards to them, she’s never felt the urge to seek them out or try to learn about them because the why doesn’t matter to her. They placed her with two parents that have always loved her and gave her the best possible life and, for that, she feels she has all the closure she could have ever gotten because they loved her enough to make sure she had a good family.
Face Claim: Sammi Hanratty
@mythandmonsters
Baby meme - Sean/Damian
Name: Kaleigh
Gender: female
General Appearance: Band t-shirts, leather jacket, bit on the grunge/punk side but lazy about it
Personality: She’s a bit of a thrill seeker
Special Talents: Despite being about 97.3% human, she never gets sick no matter what she’s exposed to
Who they like better: Sean
Who they take after more: Damien in his younger days
Personal Head canon: Neither one of her dads were all that thrilled when she came home with a motorcycle because they know she’s very mortal and she tries not worry them but can’t help being sort of reckless.
Face Claim: Tracy Spiridakos
@xdirtywingsx
Platonic meme: Damien and Max
SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU:
Which one is the responsible one and which is known to be reckless? How do they deal with situations the reckless get caught up in? Oh gods, neither one of them are all the responsible when together? Like, they have their shit together, but they’re reckless af around one another.
Any personal memes or jokes in between them? Insults.
Is any of them prone to throw around compliments like a breeze? How does the other react? Neither one of them. Their idea of a nice is...not so nice
Who likes hugs and connection the most? Max, mostly because it annoys Damien.
How about endearing or ridiculous nicknames? Is there a story behind them? Nicknames, sure, but nothing endearing. Again, insulting.
Do they trust each other with deep secrets and thoughts? They’ve met each others kids?
Do they share a deep secret together? No, not really.
Who would win in a roast? How about a prank war? There would be no winner, the damn war would never end
How do they show each other support? (Heartbreaks, loss, dreams, achievements, etc.) Booze and bitching.
What would a typical hangout look like? Do they share some common activities? Max constantly tries to get Damien to go out and do things and he vehemently refuses.
If they do not already live together, what would their lives as roommates look like? Do they split chores or is one more prone to take control whilst the other slack around? I feel like they would kill each other, but Damien used to be a goddamn mess when he was doing drugs. He became sort of a neat freak after becoming a dad, so it could go either way.
Would they ever adopt a pet together? If yes, what kind? No. Damien’s idea of a pet is a spider.
If either suddenly found themselves caring for a child but lacked the support to properly aid for them, how would the other react, or chose to deal with the situation? Damien is a baby hoarder, so he would def offer to take the kid.
What’s a memory they both hold dear? Despite all of his fussing over not wanting her to meet Sean at the beginning, Max was probably in the wedding party.
@mythsandmonsters
📞 Ryder and Damien
your muse’s contact photo in mine’s phone
your muse’s name in mine’s phone
Ry
your muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone
The Crimson
how often our muses text
Very often
what our muses normally text about
everything
our muses’ last few texts
“I’m going to strangle your fucking son, Ry.”[Ry] “He’s your son too and why now?”“He’s drunk as fuck again and starting fights.”[Ry] “Tree, meet your apple.”