It's currently 12 am rn and I have school but who cares anyway opinion time
Honestly... people, actually ship this? It isn't THAT bad unlike CronKri or somefin but like.. c'mon man okayyy... nonetheless the dynamic is funny, the SJW who freaks out when sex is mentioned and the chick who has highest levels of freaky
I don't really see them being like romantic or getting it on, I see them as moirails if I'm being hella honest (or trickster mode but who gaf)
can ghosts have babies?
But i love damkri so i was happy with these prompts.
their child terrifies me! :')
Meme under the cut! <3
· Name: Wenyuu Vantas
· Gender:Female
· General Appearance: illustrated above
· Personality: …tiny. Damara. (she’s utterly terrifying) She speaks rarely but briskly in Korean. She also has her mother’s blood color, horns, and unhealthy addictions. She is more stern and serious than Damara, though. Even kankri is a little afraid of his own daughter at times.
· Special Talents: It wasn’t until she was 12 that she exposed that she has some of the megido’s psychic powers. How much exactly? That is not certain. She never speaks of it.
· Who they like better: No one outside the family can tell, but the answer is kankri. UvU (but we’ll get to that later.)
· Who they take after more: Do I even need to answer this? ;>
· Personal Head canon: Kankri did not much know what to make of the child, and was surprised he and his matesprit were even capable of finding her. But with a lot of help from Porrim, the couple finally discovered their daughter Wenyuu, who had already been named by her lusus. The child was a full sweep old by then, and was no longer a wriggler, but a quiet, stern, independent little girl with Damara’s lovely eyes and foul mouth.
At first, he distanced himself quietly. He didn’t know what to do with her. He had fought to find the kid for so long, only to realize that he had never really expected to succeed, and hadn’t planned on what to do when he found her. Sure, he had daydreamed a bit, but he had expected someone more like himself, and he was just as mystified as to what to do with Wenyuu as he had been when Damara started flirting with him years ago.
But accepting that Wenyuu was much like Damara helped him love her. He tried discussing things with her, trying to find a common gound, but it only ended in frustration. So he tried to learn Korean. He was terrible at it. At first, it only annoyed Wennyu that she had to put up with Kankri, who she was fine without, and teaching him just to speak her own language. Eventually though, she realized that he was doing this out of love. Despite her efforts, she couldn’t stay angry or annoyed with him. She began patiently instructing him. They formed a special bond over their lessons.
She still makes fun of him whenever he messes up. Which is always.
Espionagis: Okay, for reals this time. Damara / Kankri.
Man Damkri thats kind of a cute pairing okay then
Lessee here uh okay then so how about you go with some kind of college AU where Kankri has spent his four years of study learning how to calmly yell at people better, but aside from this he really has no talents and no opportunity for a job, so one of his friends is like “hey man u should join the JET program i think itll be good for you to be in japan. for a year.” Kankri is like yes good this is cultural i can learn all about the wonders of this beautiful island yes goodbye friends i am gone and heads off to japan
so if you dont know the JET program very well they basically take american citizens who know how to speak english and give them english-teaching-jobs in japanese high schools. you dont actually have to be fluent in japanese, or understand it at all - you just have to be able to speak english, have an american passport, and have a pulse. so kankri gets to japan and doesnt get shit that’s going on. He basically wanders around trying to tell people about their privilege but of course he’s in japan which is one of the most racist countries in the world so all he ever gets in return is “go back to america you fucking shit” (in english too) so he gets disillusioned about his quest to tell everyone about starving children in africa and lies on his bed for like hours at a time whenever he goes home
meanwhile he’s teaching at a japanese high school and one of the seniors in his english class, damara, is doing really well, and she’s always very nice to him despite how awkward he is when trying to teach. She usually doesn’t speak to him in english (just in dulcet tones of lovely japanese gosh she is just so nice) but when she does her grammar is usually better than the rest of the class’s and she always tells him “good job teacha-sensei” and smiles and gives him a thumbs up and whatever and he’s like oh what a nice young lady how very good of her to treat me so well when she sees how stressed i am
and maybe two months into his job she starts coming into his classroom and eating lunch with him and asking vague questions about america and what its like there (although theyre mostly questions about “what your america job? what you study in school?” but they work with her english a little bit too) and kankri is happy to have someone who wants to talk to him at lunch because none of the teachers do and she listens to him when he goes on one of his spiels about how the people in this country have no concept of privilege and common decency and if there were more people like damara around it would probably be an overall better place and she shrugs and eats her sandwich and doesnt let him know shes a lil red in the cheeks because its been a while since someone gave her a compliment
anyway heres the thing damara is like 100% problem child in all her classes except for kankris (and shes actually a problem child in that class too but he doesnt realize that shes telling him to get on his knees and lick her asshole or whatever so he thinks shes an adorable saint-child and doesnt react poorly to her comments) so all of her teachers basically hate her or something and she hates them back, but now she’s got a teacher who’s young and spry and wears a stupid fucking sweater and just talks all the time in this really calming baritone voice about stuff she doesn’t really understand and compliments her all the time basically out of nowhere and she doesn’t know why because she’s not really very nice to him, she just feels bad for him because everyone else thinks he’s a total joke
over the summer previous to the last year the whole “your bf was cheating on u for like a year and u didnt notice ha ha u suck” thing went down and she got really angry and bitter and basically divorced herself from all her friends who now make fun of her because she’s a crazy bitch and you know getting shit thrown at you when you’re trying to eat is vaguely exhausting after a full year so she goes and eats lunch with the stupid student teacher from america because he’s really eager to talk and just let her eat if she asks him a question and nods occasionally
So at some point Damara basically gets into a fight with Rufioh, and it gets minorly physical - they’re yelling at each other and she says something really harsh about Horuss or whatever and he gasps and pushes her so she pushes him back and it’s a lot of shrieking and shoving rather than punching and shit, but they’re around the back where no one is around
but thats where kankris car is
so kankri goes back around there with all his stuff so he can get the fuck out of dodge and go home and he sees Damara getting shoved into the wall and shouted at while she’s starting to cry a little bit and stands stock still for like ten seconds
then silently whispers “male privilege”
and drops all his shit, grabs his whistle, and blows it as he goes sprinting across the parking lot to shove Rufioh off of his student and is like YOU LEAVE HER ALONE /NOW/ GET OUT OF HERE AND I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU HASSLING MY STUDENTS EVER AGAIN because Rufioh is like a college student rather than a high school student so it looks extra bad
and when Rufioh has scampered off because it would really be better not to argue with another person and get into serious trouble Kankri is like Damara have you missed your train do you need me to drive you home
and Damara hasnt missed her train but she’s like I NEED TO GET IN THE CAR WITH MY TEACHER WOW OKAY HE JUST SAVED ME FROM POTENTIALLY GETTING BEAT UP IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT and is like yes you drive me home i show you where
So he drives her home and is all “if anyone ever does that to you again YOU TELL ME okay damara i will fix that so it doesn’t happen we will get these people in trouble for what they do” and damara’s like wow this person isnt just faking it he legitimately cares about my safety and she gets all red in the ears and is like wow
im gonna FRICK him
so damara sets in with trying to seduce kankri who basically doesnt notice because hes never even had a girlfriend because he’s like “STUDYING IS FAR MORE IMPORTANT MUST FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT YES” so the flirting goes right over his head
but eventually about two years after she graduates or whatever (they keep in touch and see each other all the time and damara is like “i work at bakers you come see me yes”) he’s like “i have concluded my seminar in japan i will return to america” and she’s like waIT
and basically she just tells him “you take me. I pay. You not take me, you not go. I have no friend. Just you. Hate this country. Hate people. Like you.”
and hes like woah and then she kisses him on the mouth and she tastes like cigarettes and hes like i am surprisingly okay with this and they go back to america together and damara coaches the frick out of his fricking cause damn hes so bad at it he needs practice LOTS OF PRACTICE
yeah ok
DamaraKankri - No quadrant was given, so I'm doing this BLACK. Kankri finally snaps because of all of Damara's filthy language and hateful behavior. Damara just welcomes the black intercourse. Their pillow talk is her insulting him and being lewd, and him tagging her triggers.
JohnKanaya - Honestly? I'd continue from where I left off. Private dance lessons down between the sheets much? Yeah, that's right, I've been there and done that on the suggested 'super-crackship' and I was wooed by it.
