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damekitkat

OutOfReticent:

preciosaaaa

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Graciaaaaaas~

[jotxrokujo]

I got a candy stuck in my nose once. That's my story :v

I feel that tbh.  In return, let me tell you one of my candy stories:

Okay, so while I was still in high school, I was talking about candy with a few friends/cousins while hanging out in my living room and (i'm pretty sure it was a cousin) said something along the lines of:

"You know why they're called lifesavers, right?  Because if you get one lodged in your throat, you can't choke on it because of the hole in the middle."

And of course, being the dumb motherfucker I was, said "I'm gonna try this shit out." and shoved one into my big mouth and tried to breathe through it.

A very harrowing 45 seconds and one slobbery lemon-flavored lifesaver on the floor later, I realized that lifesavers are called lifesavers because they are, in fact, the shape of the actual fucking flotation devices.

reblog to save a life

[silvermoonwings]

damekitkat replied to your post:Just realized I haven’t eaten very much today…....

you need moooore food

hmmmm yeah I know but motivation to get up off my lazy bum and get it is missing

[silvermoonwings]

Repost this. Do not reblog. Tag ten people you want to get to know better.

tagged by: damekitkat

name: Krystal time and date: December 30th, 2014. 11:32 am average hours of sleep recently: Anywhere from 4 to 10 hours. My sleep scheduled is pretty messed up as of recent. last thing i googled: Guardians of the Galaxy nicknames: Shiba, Sve, Sweden birthday: November 20th gender: Female sexual orientation: Asexual height: 5’ 5.5" favorite color: Blue or Green (depends on the day) a place that makes me happy: Conventions number of blankets i sleep under: So many (at least 7 or 8) favorite movie: Guardians of the Galaxy what am i wearing right now: My work uniform (getting ready to head out for my 8 hour closing shift -A-) last book you read: The Blood of Olympus- Heroes of Olympus Book 5

i would like to read answers from: Anyone who reads this and wants to do it. Feel free to tag me so I can see your answers :U