If you hurt father, I will hurt you.
Very violently.
@i-am-the-superior-robin
I know, Damian. I'm not gonna hurt him.
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If you hurt father, I will hurt you.
Very violently.
@i-am-the-superior-robin
I know, Damian. I'm not gonna hurt him.
Dick Grayson and Damian Pokémon team pls!
Okay Damian first because I sorta cheated with him. The thing is Damian already has four cannon pets so I actually just choose two of his team based on personality and vibes.
1. His starter would have to be a gift from his grandfather during his treinament and therefor it was a Riolu. The Pearl pokedex describes it as small but extremely powerfull and I think that this was the comparisiom that Ra made when presenting him to Damian that while they were both small they shouldn't be underestimated. Since Riolu evolves from friendship Damian soon had a Lucario. Lucario it's able to feel aureas and acording to the Shield dex it only trusts a trainer with justice in it's hearth. So yeah a great Damian Pokemon. Since Damian's nicknames for his pets progress from a more serious to a more casual naming system, Lucario is Tsu based on the writer from the art of war.
2. His second Pokemon actually got a sillier name. It's Sharpie his shinny Aegislash. Because Damian got to have the sword Pokemon and Aegislash is the only non legendary one. He got it as a Honedge. When he got to Gotham it already was a Doublade. When he had more trust on his sibblings he told Dick his Doublade wanted to evolve but they didn't had the means and Dick and Damian had a trip around Gotham (later Steph joined in) until they foind a dusk stone to evolve his partner.
3. Titus the Houdoom was Ace's puppie and Bruce gifted it to him. Damian was very proud to have the son of his father pokemon on his side.
4. Goliath the Noivern. His feroicius bat like dragon type is bigger than most Noivern and it's feral. It hates everything and everyone except Damian and it's an menance except worh Damian it loves Damian and specially his trainers belly rubs. It's very protective of it's trainer.
5. Bat-Miltank thr Miltank. Damian rescued it from a farm that was abusing the poor Pokemon. It's a bit shy towards most people but loves Damian. It uses a bunch of Bat theme costumes.
6. Alfred the Sylveon. I don't care. Sylveon is a cat. And that's not because I'm a cat person and love Sylveon is just a fact. Firslty I though about giving little Dami an eeve to represent the endless possibilites he has a the youngest Robin but i couldn't avoid giving him Eeves friendship based evolution. Now depending on the continuity Damian still has an Evee (that Dick gave him) but during his time on the Team Titans it evolces to a Sylveon.
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And now let's go to Dick.
Dynamo the Corvinight. Rockidee was his first catch during one of his various travels with the circus. It was there for him when he lost his parents and they have a huge bound. The moment he became Robin on his first patrol night Rockidde evolved into Corvisquire and nust the same it became a Corviknight as Dick became Nightwing.
The other Pokemon he got during his time on the circus was Larry the Dreepy. It took a long time but during his time leading the Titans (still as Robin) Dreepy evolved into Drakloak and finally when he was helping Damian train and bond with his mons and family it evolved into a Dragapult. Now I choose Dreepy because it's pokedex entry says that while a weak Pokemon it can get stronger if it has a friend to help him along the way and Dick looked a lot like someone who would occupy it's papper. The fsct that Drakloak has an entry about how it helps other pokemon get strong and it's very encounranging of the profress of the dreepys it lives with also matched both Dick's leading spirit in the titans and how he was with Damian and in a minor level Tim and even Jason. It also flyes really really fast.
Wayne the Sweallow his first catch as Bruce's ward. Later with Court of Owls debacle he discovered that the court planted the Pokemon (when it was still a Tallow) as the first step into Dick's indoutrination as a Talon but fortunally failed the rest. Wayne got it's name because it's really serious.
Turbo the Vaporeon. Eeve was sorta of a gift from Bruce as he took young Dick to a Pokemon rescue center and after Dick had bonded with the small pokemon Bruce decided to let Dick keep it. It was always close to Ace. Dick evolved it when Wally took him to an stone vestival. He let Turbo choose if he wantsd to evolve and the stone it wanted and it pick the Water stone. I got Vaporeom from Dick because I like the idea of the Batkids having Eeves that evolced diferently , besides that there was the color match and the fact that Vaporeon is really good at disguise a think that a kid who goes around in shinny costumes has to also be really good at.
Yiipee the Togekiss. Dick got it as an egg he rescued during one his first solo missions. It soon hatched into a Togepi that was really shy and only showed itsef for Dick, Barbara, Cass, Kory and young Jason. It was really upset when Jason died. Togepi evolved during a battle against Joker as he was treatning Tim and both Togepi and Dick couldn't lose another brother. During their adventure to find a dusk stone Damian fpund a shinny stone he shyly gave as gift to Togetic (and Dick) the Pokemon accepted it happly and evolved. Togekiss was choose because I just think it vibes with Dick really well.
Finally Dick's last team mate is Haley the shinny Dusk Lycarock. He was based on Dicks actual cannon dog. I choose dusk Lycanrock because Dick fights mostly at night so midday wound't make sense (though is a good catch for Duke since it highlights the fact he is Gotham's day protector) and midnight just doesn't vibe with Dick so he got the special third form.
at least THIS time, Damian’s anger wasn’t directed at Tim
What did Father do?
@i-am-the-superior-robin
(The first Damian who was going to duel you for the right to marry Bruce)
Quick rundown —
Put trackers IN ME without my knowledge (everyone who isn't Lex puts them in clothes or on vehicles)
Did two horrible pranks at the same time while I was asleep and into me freshly being awake (pretending I was dead, and making jokes about stealing my girlfriend while hanging out with her)
Refused to acknowledge how this could possibly come across and would not apologize even for the fact that it hurt me.
That's what he did. Even Constantine heard about it and told me to divorce your dad, even though we aren't married yet. I don't know what I'm going to do though.
Stop trying to get with my father, Queen. This is your one and only warning.
-the-real-blood-son
See, now I'm confused. Another version of you just told me not to hurt him or he'd fight me. And you're pissy.
Do I have to duel multiple of you at once to win your collective approval??? I'll do it. Also we've been together in one way or another for a long time, you're late to the party.
jason doesn't let go of the "demon child" reference since the first time he hears someone call damian "the son of the demon"
tim on the other hand, doesn't let go of the fact jason slept with talia and everytime it is brought up damian goes feral and starts chasing jason.
WEEKLY UPDATE #1
Ladies, gentleman, and all those who do not conform to societal gender norms: this is your first weekly update of what’s been going on in the mansion, or as we like to call it: THE HIGHLIGHTS REEL. So, without further ado, here is a quick summary of recent major ( or just generally interesting ) events !
Early in the week, little Damian Wayne let a skunk into the mansion and let’s just say some of the residents were NOT HAPPY... especially a certain grouchy empath. The Batspawn better be counting himself lucky Raven’s had her budding relationship with Spidey as a distraction. We can only imagine what might’ve happened otherwise...
A fair few FAMILY SECRETS have been spilled recently, namely in the Lehnsherr-Maximoff-Dane-Wagner-Shepherd-Kaplan clan ( who really need a new name, by the way ). TJ revealed to Charles that Mystique is her grandmother and Lorna confessed her relation to Wanda. We can’t wait to see how the Scarlet Witch takes that one.
Our telepathic host has decided reading minds is WAY COOLER than walking and came off his serum the other day. Not much news there yet, but he and a certain metal manipulator seem to be on the verge of reconciliation. It’s about time, right ?? We’ll be keeping an eye on those two.
In more amorous news, we’ve seen some blossoming romances this week, from Scott and Bobby’s little tryst to Gwen and Bart’s fluff-a-thon. One that’s especially noteworthy is the WONDERBAT smooch - that’s been a long time coming.
We do, however, have one question on our minds: how long can Steve and Bucky keep up the ‘NO HOMO’ RODEO ?? Seriously, boys, this is getting painful. Stop acting like teenagers. You’re in your nineties, for god’s sake !
That’s it for this week, guys ! Send in your thoughts or let us know what we missed here. With all these new villainous faces around, the next week is sure to be a bit of a rollercoaster, so be sure to tune in !