I think dukedami have the craziest sex ever bc they have each other before anyone else and the most commonly. Bc they go to the same school I think they just slam each other in the bathroom or across lockers and make out. I think to the annoyance of anyone who passes them, they're that couple that is making out and moaning in front of everyone. They don't it often, they both actively try to go where it isn't super populated and in the less common walkways-- it's just that it's a school, and theres always gonna be someone. Eventually they all kinda band together and are like "no don't go that way, Duke and Damian are probably fucking or at the very least, eye fucking right there right now. Go this way, it's a little longer, but not much!"
Them being the Weird PDA Couple in school is everything to me.
Open up a supply closet, and you're taking the risk of seeing Damian and Duke absolutely going to town on each other. Damian has his leg up around Duke's hip and Duke's squeezing Damian's thigh and they just kinda... slowly close the door. They can find extra printer paper somewhere else, actually.
The amount of parent/teacher meetings that Bruce has had to attend over the two of them acting like that has to be through the roof. Luckily, they're both solid straight-A students and he can just, "But how are their grades? Are they disrupting anyone during class? No? Okay." Then sigh as they're all climbing into the car, asking them to please tone it down. They won't. But hey, teenagers, am I right?
