#damilan

[whatinthehelliart]

My boys are gay and soft and I love them

[whatinthehellithot]

damilan!!

Gives nose/forehead kissesMost definitely Dylan, he just loves giving his boyfriend physical affection.

Gets jealous the mostDylan, he’s actually more jealous than he appears.

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to driveDamian, he cares about his boo

Takes care of on sick daysDylan fusses over Damian whenever he gets sick and Damian pretends he’s annoyed by it but he’s actually soaking it all in

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day100% Dylan. Dylan is the type to drag Damian out to different places spontaneously

Gives unprompted massagesAgain, Dylan. He’s very physically affectionate and that includes massages.

Drives/rides shotgunDamian likes driving, Dylan enjoys riding shotgun.

Brings the other lunch at workFor starters, Damian can’t cook to save his life, so obviously it’s Dylan. He enjoys cooking and Damian loves his food, so it’s a win-win.

Has the better parental relationshipDylan. His family is great, but Damian’s? Not so much. 

Tries to start role-playing in bedDamian and very awkwardly. He stutters out phrases and cringes immediately after but Dylan just laughs softly and kisses him.

Embarrassingly drunk dancerDylan. He can normally dance, but when he’s drunk he’s awful.

Still cries watching TitanicDamian. He cries during a lot of films, honestly. He aggressively denies that he was crying even if his eyes are glassy and red.

Firmly believes in couples costumesNo way in hell it’s gonna be Damian. Dylan has tried to coerce Damian into wearing a couple costume with him but Damian outright refuses every time.

Breaks the expensive gift rule during ChristmasDamian. He doesn’t have the best handle on the value of money, considering his mother had above-average pay his whole life. Dylan tells him off every time, but Damian just looks at him confused.

Makes the other eat breakfastDylan is always concerned about Damian’s health, so he checks in with him constantly because he knows he’s prone to forgetting.

Remembers anniversariesDamian has a calendar in his head of every event that has happened between them. He remembers when their first date was, when they moved in together, and many other small details.

Brings up having kidsDamian. Dylan doesn’t expect it at all, but he’s more than happy to discuss it.

[whatinthehellithot]

Damilan cause this ship has already consumed your soul XD

Gives nose/forehead kisses:Damian

Gets jealous the most:DylanPicks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive:DamianTakes care of on sick days:DylanDrags the other person out into the water on beach day:DylanGives unprompted massages:DamianDrives/rides shotgun:DylanBrings the other lunch at work:DylanHas the better parental relationship:DylanTries to start role-playing in bed:DamianEmbarrassingly drunk dancer:DamianStill cries watching Titanic:DamianFirmly believes in couples costumes:DylanBreaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas:DylanMakes the other eat breakfast:DylanRemembers anniversaries:DamianBrings up having kids:Damian