some ships i have + reasoning for them (+ names) idc if they already exist here they are:
ripper x damien (rimien) - idc what you say to me these two had potential for a beautiful friendship and there is like one fic of them interacting after wayne & raj’s injuries from the cassowary and it’s the most beautiful thing ever and they are so real to me rimien nation please i beg of you form
ripper x damien x zee (zeerien) - the same as above but you add zee into the mix and now they are both yaoi and yuri and somehow straight because zee is. whatever. listen ripper & zee, zee & damien, damien & ripper all had fun moments together so we need to make them a thing WHO’S WITH ME ZEERIEN NATION CHARGE!!!
noah x harold (noarold) - no cuz why was harold ranting to noah SPECIFICALLY in that one episode like that’s kinda gay if you think about it hmmmmm. also fun dynamic.. sarcastic x does not understand sarcasm unless he is the one doing it.. autistic x autistic.. unlimited t-boy swag x the fandom sees them as trans ftm or mtf.. come on yall this should be flying off the shelves!!
noah x harold x duncan (dunoarold) - same as above but just a bit more annoying and even more toxic yaoi these three would be so fucking annoying together and i need to see that so badly. they’re such bitches and such assholes and such gayasses PLEASE!!!!!
heather x duncan (dunheather) - idk if this is really a rarepair? i’ve barely seen anything of them so i’ll just add them too. mean girl x bad boy. asshole x asshole. COME ON
me presenting yall with these ships:
have a small ripper for your troubles hope you walk away from this post wiser /j
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