#ripmien

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youguys actually have to hear me out abt damipper (damien x ripper)

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ripper: "science is fuckin gay man"

damien: "ripper we're literally dating"

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some ships i have + reasoning for them (+ names) idc if they already exist here they are:

ripper x damien (rimien) - idc what you say to me these two had potential for a beautiful friendship and there is like one fic of them interacting after wayne & raj’s injuries from the cassowary and it’s the most beautiful thing ever and they are so real to me rimien nation please i beg of you form

ripper x damien x zee (zeerien) - the same as above but you add zee into the mix and now they are both yaoi and yuri and somehow straight because zee is. whatever. listen ripper & zee, zee & damien, damien & ripper all had fun moments together so we need to make them a thing WHO’S WITH ME ZEERIEN NATION CHARGE!!!

noah x harold (noarold) - no cuz why was harold ranting to noah SPECIFICALLY in that one episode like that’s kinda gay if you think about it hmmmmm. also fun dynamic.. sarcastic x does not understand sarcasm unless he is the one doing it.. autistic x autistic.. unlimited t-boy swag x the fandom sees them as trans ftm or mtf.. come on yall this should be flying off the shelves!!

noah x harold x duncan (dunoarold) - same as above but just a bit more annoying and even more toxic yaoi these three would be so fucking annoying together and i need to see that so badly. they’re such bitches and such assholes and such gayasses PLEASE!!!!!

heather x duncan (dunheather) - idk if this is really a rarepair? i’ve barely seen anything of them so i’ll just add them too. mean girl x bad boy. asshole x asshole. COME ON

me presenting yall with these ships:

have a small ripper for your troubles hope you walk away from this post wiser /j

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Damien x Ripper headcanons because I’m very much NOT normal about them. At all.

— Both of them are the big spoon so every time they wanna cuddle together Ripper will yap about how he’s stronger than Damien and therefore he should be the one spooning him. It doesn’t matter anyway because every morning Ripper wakes up to Damien somehow spooning him.

— Damien constantly tells him silly stories of him fooling around when he was a child. This man’s love language is quality time.

⇧ Adding onto the last headcanon, Ripper’s love language is physical touch. It’s endearing at first but it becomes a problem when Ripper wants to make out 24/7 and Damien just prefers to chill and watch Netflix.

— They are both Bi4Bi btw.

Ok this was shorter than I originally intended but ILL COME BACK LATER GRAAAAAAAH

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During this I am interested in a ship that surely no one cares or no one heard about

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Erm, Damien x Ripper-

PLASE DON'T CRUCIFY ME ALREADY, HEAR ME OUT PLEASE.

so um,

Ripper is nerd hater that likes to make fun of a nerd just to call his attention.

And Damien is the nerd that is slowly realizing that Ripper is kinda of to attached to him.

Ok that's it and please don't kill me y'all😔the silliness consumed my body, sorry

(Ripamien? DamiRipper? Nerdlover? Idk their ship name)

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