Evolution of "Weasley is Our King"
It starts with the Slytherins, making fun of Ron. We all know it.
Weasley was born in a bin
He always lets the Quaffle in
That's why Slytherins all sing
Weasley is our king
Then Ron FUCKIN WINS and the Gryffindors hijack the song. Come on, sing along with me!
Weasley was born to win
He never lets the Quaffle in
That's why Gryffindors all sing
Weasley is our king
But what if I told you it didn't stop there?
Weasley was born to win
She always gets the Quaffle in
That's why Gryffindors all sing
Weasley is our queen
But wait! There's more!
Weasley was born to win
She always gets the Quaffle in
That's why Holyheads all sing
Weasley is our queen
OK, last one, I promise. You probably know where this is going, but hear me out here. Imagine GINNY AND HARRY HAD A PRIVATE WEDDING, AND VERY FEW IN THE WORLD KNEW. She flies out of the locker rooms as her name is called, ready to win the championship, and somewhere out in the crowd, a single, soft voice starts to sing.
Potter was born to win
She always gets the Quaffle in
That's why Holyheads all sing
Potter is our queen
The people on either side of the Savior hear and start singing. The people around them catch on, and as the whistle blows and the match begins, the world knows.
