#dammitpeople

[dadtalkwithdavid]

This Falcon is so awesome looking during the day, but it badass at night. #ExceptThePeoplesHandsGettingInMyPicture #DammitPeople #CantYouSeeIAmInstagramming #RiseUp #InBrotherhood @atlantafalcons @mercedesbenzstadium (at Mercedes-Benz Stadium)

[thomasfooll-blog]

The new Fine Bros video

everyone: tits Jon: SISKY SISKY!!!!!!!!!!!! me: odhfksfhsktbektnrofbfodhfodh leningrad god save us they have shown them leningrad omfg

[thomasfooll-blog]

fuck phobias

so I have this phobia when I’m afraid of closing my eyes while showering cause I always start feeling like some lunatic is gonna stand behind my back with a fucking axe or something. nothing very difficult, I have been living with it for almost 14 years by now and kinda used to it, but. well, today I was showering and some shampoo went into my eye and I was standing there like ‘fuck what should I do’ for a whole minute and then decided to wash it out so I finally opened my eye and turned around and just fUCkinG JUMPED AND ALMOST FELL BECAUSE THERE WAS THIS BLACK SILHOUETTE IN A FUCKING BATHROOM IN THE FUCKING CORNER JUST ACROSS THE ROOM FROM ME

I remembered that I put there my clothes only ten seconds later. FUCKING TEN SECONDS OF UNDESCRIBABLE FEAR AND TREMBLING LEGS ALMOST SENT ME TO DEATH AS I ALMOST SLIPPED IN A FUCKING BATHTUB

my own clothes jumpscared me, do you even know something about embarrassment? cause i’m feeling damn embarrassed rn

[thomasfooll-blog]

I hate English lessons as I always end up like this e.g. today my teacher reminded me that reading books gives one an opportunity to travel to different universes without leaving the room Teacher: reading is cool *smiles* Me: T: Me: T: what Me: *sinks into the floor* fictional universes are so much better than ours..........................

[thomasfooll-blog]

so i was talking to my classmates about upcoming *yeah we are still waiting for it* pokemon go and someone just said “can i play it inside?” like, this game supposed to get people outside but nope, my classmates found a way to trick the game and just sit at home and collect freaking pokemons

[thomasfooll-blog]

Why is this keeps happening?!

So, last month I was going home and the bus was quite full so I had to stand whole the trip and there was that man who was standing beside me, looking at the screen of my phone all the time. I was reading something in English and, as it's not my native language, the man had no idea what I was reading (it was freaking hot gay smut, yeah). And, when I started to walk out this man was like "Hey what're you reading?" And I, after standing there for three seconds, thinking about answer, went: "Um... fanfiction", and the man was like "Oh, he's cool author". I still dunno what happened. And yesterday I was going home and the same situation almost happened. I sat next to some young woman, and she was reading something, I pulled my phone out and continued reading some phanfic I've started that morning and the woman was like: "Oh, is it an English book?" And I, again, was like: "Uh, it's fanfiction". And SHE FREAKING ASKS ME: "Would you recommend to read this?" WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD

[literarymindsfortheweird]

Two things that are currently annoying: 1. When Americans keep comparing Canada to America. Like, if you really think Canada is so much better why don't you just move there already? 2. If you say that body parts are over sexualized then why don't you just walk around naked then. Like, please, calm down.

[lefarce]

Pictures of texts.

If I had a penny for every time I saw one of those, I'd be a centibillionaire by now.