#storytimewiththomas

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fuck phobias

so I have this phobia when I’m afraid of closing my eyes while showering cause I always start feeling like some lunatic is gonna stand behind my back with a fucking axe or something. nothing very difficult, I have been living with it for almost 14 years by now and kinda used to it, but. well, today I was showering and some shampoo went into my eye and I was standing there like ‘fuck what should I do’ for a whole minute and then decided to wash it out so I finally opened my eye and turned around and just fUCkinG JUMPED AND ALMOST FELL BECAUSE THERE WAS THIS BLACK SILHOUETTE IN A FUCKING BATHROOM IN THE FUCKING CORNER JUST ACROSS THE ROOM FROM ME

I remembered that I put there my clothes only ten seconds later. FUCKING TEN SECONDS OF UNDESCRIBABLE FEAR AND TREMBLING LEGS ALMOST SENT ME TO DEATH AS I ALMOST SLIPPED IN A FUCKING BATHTUB

my own clothes jumpscared me, do you even know something about embarrassment? cause i’m feeling damn embarrassed rn

[thomasfooll-blog]

Not a political story so that we could chill

So I went to my favourite coffee shop (yeah the same where they gave me that beautiful lip-shaped cap) and heard english speech. So I, completely confused, came to the counter just to see barista talking to some girl in english and I was like 'hey, how r u' and we had a small talk and just before I was going to leave barista suddenly went like 'that's a beautiful person, our favourite customer' and I was like OMG THEY REALLY REMEMBER ME AWWWWW remember: some people remember you even if you think they do not

[thomasfooll-blog]

so i was talking to my classmates about upcoming *yeah we are still waiting for it* pokemon go and someone just said “can i play it inside?” like, this game supposed to get people outside but nope, my classmates found a way to trick the game and just sit at home and collect freaking pokemons