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Harry: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?

Ron: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship is founded?

hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me. butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal. i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

cigaretteslutx

Ill give you a hint, it moos

officialunitedstates

thanks yeah it’s the moose

pro-diversity

english teacher: why is there so much conflict throughout history?

me:

curlsuponcurls-deactivated20250

Pretty sure I’d be a good girlfriend but nobody is tryna find out.

This is 100% me

mood

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

rk8con

macleod

List of words containing “meow”: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner

joteriass-deactivated20171030

this startled me

clippy

today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”