Jun 19, 2024
HOW DO KEYS WORK???
Not in a: “gee I wonder how this technology functions.” way.
In a: “HOW THE HELL DO I GET MY KEY OUT THE DAMN KNOB??!?” “WHY ISNT IT LOCKED NOW??”
At the end of every key experience I am crying and on the floor.
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HOW DO KEYS WORK???
Not in a: “gee I wonder how this technology functions.” way.
In a: “HOW THE HELL DO I GET MY KEY OUT THE DAMN KNOB??!?” “WHY ISNT IT LOCKED NOW??”
At the end of every key experience I am crying and on the floor.
Pretty sure @ask-oryx-thetakenking took my keys so I couldn't get home and kill him tonight like I do every reset. Clever clever oryx.
@ car keys. Where the heck have you been placed you evil cur. /:<
So I locked myself out of my own room for three hours on accident.
And of course, I just had to do it when my parents weren't home, and the extra key was locked in their room.
So I spent the last three hours roaming the streets of memphis in the rain talking to random people about various irish folk musicians out of boredom. And then sprinting home to get there before my parents.
Why is it always...
That when you have to pee really bad, u can never get the key on the lock?
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You have a key to this house, SummyTummy. You could’ve been here for breakfast. :p
Come on, Ev. You know little trinkets never sit well with me. They end up running away.
And holy smokes, don't tell me Kurt whipped up a batch of those cinnamon pancakes? You know what, if he did, DON'T TELL ME. Because I will traverse the universe for Superman so he can turn back time.