#damn steph

[leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid]

Dean or Sam? Really?

[hasilsfarrell]

That dress tho

[thecoolestshitever]

Ultra-Scorfia, that is my Legit Fire Breathing Unicorn... Who has an Inverted Ice-cream cone as a Horn.

Here is the official naming Ceremony (post) for my beloved Unicorn, Ultra Scorfia. Meaning being the name : Scorfia is derived from the (Igneous) Earth Rock named Scoria. I added an 'f' behind because I wanted the ending of his name to rhyme with fear. Hence its pronounced as Score-fear and not Sco-fi-ya. (Get it right Bitch) Why Scoria? A random rock you may say, but No. Scoria is a dark-colored, vesicular, extrusive igneous rock. The vesicles are a result of trapped gas within the melt at the time of solidification. It often forms as a frothy crust on the top of a lava flow or as material ejected from a volcanic vent and solidifying while airborne. Yes, my unicorn is dark coloured, just like me :) A vesicle is like a bubble of liquid within another liquid and the fact that it was made by trapped gas within the melt during solidification is exactly how Scorfia got his horn, that's a whole other story dear. Basically its just that he has seen so much pain he used to strengthen himself after breaking down on the inside. And also the part where lava flow being ejected is all about his horn. How my unicorn came about: He came to me when I was talking to Thnsh online and telling him shit about how I had to go walk my unicorn and I made a happy story, Which is the Story of the ice cream horn! He suggested cookies and cream flavour (which is no doubt the best flavour) but I decided to go with Rainbow flavour because its mystical and I have my reasons. Scorfia had Chuih (felfel-icia.tumblr) as its guardian because she was the second one to be there for him and believe in him and eats ice cream off his horn with me. He is extremely unique because of Adriana(capacityforbeauty.tumblr) She gave him the Breath of Fire. It has a tint of steph's (chatterleesg.tumblr) personality only because she thought she was my unicorn.... Apparently she was pulling my legs :/ which is now what scorfia does everytime -.- Why I named him: Because thedumbestshitever named hers and I wanted our unicorns to be friends. That's it folks, hope you're mind blown by the awesomeness of this post.