#damnitdad

[strangeboimatt]

So at the doctors the other day, my dad made a comment about how my legs are hairy, which i replied " i dont care".

This man. This man that provided the semen in order for me to be conceived. Casually says. " girls dont want girls with hairy legs"

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME GIRLS WANT ME ANYWAYS

CHRIS

[j3ss1c413]

don’t u hate it when your dad buys you the wrong yacht

[stuartthescottishflamingo]

but the funniest thing is how my dad used to make me watch Real Housewives of Atlanta with him so he could complain about how they were all materialistic, shallow bitches and further justify his misogyny

[fieryabscondette]

MOTHER FUCKER

I told him he should ask his friends when he goes back to school.

Damn it. 

[teqkaila]

Awkward moment when you're soulfully singing home alone but you aren't actually home alone...