#damrebel

[92gremlin]

How To Care For Instructions: Best Not To

"Honestly, Dameron, this middle school bickering won't get you anywhere. Do you have something to say to me? Just say it already".

[ask-armitagehux]

"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma."

“That certainly seems like a more preferable alternative than having to listen to you hurdle empty insults at me”

[gingeralehux]

"I'm busy; can I ignore you some other time?"

         »»» “What kind of half-arsed excuse is that, Dameron?! Don’t you find it redundant to say you’ll ignore me some other time when that’s clearly what you’re doing?! DO YOU EVER THINK BEFORE YOU OPEN THAT MOUTH OF YOURS?!” 

[gingeralehux]

"I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water? I'd drink it."

         »»» “... Oh, Dameron. When will you cease with your childish antics? Because if you were on fire, I’d actually take delight seeing your skin burn to a crisp. Should we demonstrate your own flammability?” 

[smallbeanfromspace]

"So, tell me. /Does/ anyone ever smile when Hux enters the room?"

Mitaka laughs softly. “Sometimes. I doubt many people here even know what smiling is.” He says softly. He didn’t know what had brought him down to the other man’s cell but he was here. He had brought the other food, even though he was pretty sure they weren’t supposed to be feeding the prisoner.

[gingeralehux]

"I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash."

         »»» “Funny. I DIDN’T think of you today, Dameron. That offer still stands to let me just kill you and get rid of your body, preferably in a trash compactor.” 

[gingeralehux]

One more question. Just one more. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

         »»» “... That’s it. Hold still. I’ll shoot you myself, Dameron. They’ll never find the body. How many times do I have to tell you how stupid your questions are?! WHY DO YOU STILL DO THIS TO ME?!” 

[gingeralehux]

Oh, so you've never--oh, that's sad. Leave and come back; I'll smile for you. ;)

Not sure if he should be offended, but he definitely is, because he found himself chucking his datapad at Dameron’s head. “I loathe you with the fiery passion of a star going supernova. Stars, Dameron! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?! I. DO. NOT. WANT. YOUR. PITY. And keep your smile to yourself.” Except Hux really would like for Poe to smile at him because reasons. It’s always the damn reasons.