Your Damsel1nD1stress has befallen a terr1ble fate. 1 have fallen 1ll and have been "blessed" by a v1s1t from the Red M1stress. Desp1te me gett1ng s1ck 1n the market lavatory 1 must rema1n for the rest of my sh1ft. 1 carefully 1ndulge 1n the f1nest breads and pot1ons to break th1s curse. W1sh me luck my dear subjects. Fare thee well.










