#dan d. lyons

[dark-twist-fairytales]

It's a trip reading through the bios of Henry Stickmin. They're just so.. Creature. I'm gonna give a few of my favorites.

"Dan D. Lyons. He's found the perfect combination of laundry detergents. The scent is the most amazing thing."

"Anthony Lee. When he was three, he ate a bumble bee."

"Jim Pulp. He's the type of person that always passes out on a trip."

"Stanley Grass. He has two blades of grass growing out the top of his head and he's very sensitive about it."

"Carlos Candela. He's bad at pool. Like.. Really bad at pool. I mean, look at that technique. Just sad."

"Bartolomeo. An opera singer who was refused payment after a show. The Toppat Clan offered him the revenge he was seeking."

These characters are such creatures and I love them. I am holding all of these funky dudes in my hand.

[ask-govt-sticks]

Dan, I must know, what is that combination of laundry detergent that you discovered?

It's perfect for the large loads I have to run on base.

[dark-twist-fairytales]

I'm here to request headcanons if you so wish to share them!

Oh, I wish to share! They're all different characters, so bare with me-

Dan D. Lyons actually found 2 or the perfect mixes of laundry detergents. One is for clothes, and the other is for stuffed animals.

Rupert Price gets frequent migraines, but brushes them off as 'not a big deal'. For context, they hurt him almost to the point of tears every time.

Charles Calvin LOOOOVES to bite. No one knows why, but he does. They often bite down on stress toys, but used to use peppermint for a while. She had to stop using peppermint from developing an allergy.

Terrence Suave is terrified of dogs, utterly terrified. He has a scar above his left hip where he has a large bite mark from a dog that attacked him as a child. Anytime he hears a dog bark, he's jumping on the fridge like a cat.

Reginald Copperbottom used to be scared of falling in love, and hated that he grew attached easily. This changed once he met Right, realizing that maybe love wasn't so bad afterall. Took years to realize this, however.