please consider: color blind ted
first thought: this explains his wardrobe
second thought: oh no what if he has that super rare color blindness that’s BLUE AND YELLOW……… Tritanopia!!!!
booster: we look great!!! blue and gold, at it again!!
ted: (squints eyes at green & violety-grey outfits) im gonna take ur word for it buddy i trust u
ted: (backflips into room and throws hands up) ta-dah!!!! check out my new uniform boost the blue beetle has received an Upgrade
booster: .. …. hon… i don’t know how to say this… but ur the green beetle right now
ted: ………… (deep breath) (softly and with feeling) ……. fuck










