#dan squared

[yao1sport]

Dan² is Daniil Kvyat and Daniel Ricciardo if I recall ❤️

aha i see!! thank you anon!!

again, i don't know much about it, but the edits i see of it are always so yum!

[rask]

DAN SCORES A DANDY 

[illegaile]

I can't handle all this dan^2 angsty painfulness :(. If you get a chance, can you please do some fluff in response to what Dan said?

A/N: I saw four cockroaches today and screamed things so this happened. I’m sorry it took so long!

Daniel had come over initially to apologize. He didn’t anticipate how big of a deal making that statement would be. He had no idea it would cause the rift it had between them. All he knows is someone from the team had put the idea in his head (but he can’t blame them either since he said the damning words) and two races later Dany still wasn’t talking to him. And Dan is quite sick of waking up alone when he’s just gotten used to long gangly limbs wrapped around him and muffled groggy Russian in the mornings that make him think of sunny side ups (his) next to scrambled eggs (Dany’s).

He steps into Dany’s apartment expecting a verbal beating, a long Russian rant, he personally bet it would be a toaster oven sailing through the air aimed at his curly head of hair. In the end, it was none of the above. It wasn’t even a loud claim that Dany’s sunglasses collection was better than Dan’s (the travesty!!!). Instead, there was silence and a loud squeal coming from the kitchen before Dany was hurtling into him.

“HELP ME. OH MY GOD. ITS AN INFESTATION. THERE ARE FOUR OF THEM-” Dany screamed, face planting into Dan and the Australian bit back a round of boisterous laughter.

“They must have realized your resident cockroach murderer was away.” Dan almost gasped when Dany’s eyes met his again for the first time in weeks. It feels like he’s been on artificial air, an oxygen tank, diet oxygen for weeks and now he’s finally found his footing. “Or, you know, insect serial killer.”

Dany bit back a laugh of his own and crossed his arms, setting down the sandal he’d been using to try and kill the vermin. “You are back then?” He asked.

“I hope so.” Dan scratched awkwardly at the back of his head. “If you’ll let me.” He stared into the Russian’s eyes doing his best to convey guilt and hope.

Unfortunately, Dany - being a Russian Prince in another life, probably - had a killer poker face. “Why would I let a serial killer into my apartment?” He dead panned, sounding so serious that Dan almost recoiled.

“INSECT serial killer. Which-” He gestured to the kitchen no doubt infested with four enormous cockroaches. “You obviously need desperately.”

“Sure, desperately. I need a lot of things desperately, as you said.” Dany frowned.

“I never said-”

“You implied.” Dany sneered and Dan hung his head, admitting defeat. “I trusted you.” He muttered, heedless of the way Dan’s face contorted in pain. “I thought you would never hurt m- I thought you’d have the decency to-”

Dan caught him as he tripped forward, carding through Dany’s short hair with his fingers and caressing his serpentine spine. “I’m so sorry. I was wrong. I’m just as bad as them.”

“No, they’re right.” Dany sniffled into Dan’s shirt. “I’m not like you or Seb or Max. I’m not good enough-”

“I underestimated you.” Dan cut him off. “It was the biggest mistake I’ve ever made. Of course, you’re good enough. You’re better than a hundred Sebastians.” He cupped Dany’s face in his hands. “You’re more than enough for me.”

Dany looked into his eyes for a long moment and nodded. Dan smiled, leaning in to plant a kiss on him but the Russian stopped him. “Kill the cockroaches first.”

Dan didn’t bite back the laughter this time, instead kissing Dany’s forehead as he went into the kitchen. “As his highness commands.”

[illegaile]

*Deep breath* Ok, I was just talking about this with Emma a minute ago and here you are, @thef1princess! Did you somehow read my mind??? XD

Dan Squared - 7/10

I like the dynamic of their ship. I mean, they’re both happy and laugh together. They’re great teammates (whoops, were) and until Dan’s little comment about Dany (that sent many Dan2 shippers to my ask box, don’t worry I’m working on the fics) I’m not sure where I stand with them at the moment.

Ugh, just give me more of them dancing in the rain, tbh. Give me any sort of happy Dany and I’ll sell you my soul.

[illegaile]

If you get a chance, can you please right some Dan squared for Dany for this race? xx

((A/N: I’m sorry if this isn’t what you expected but I just got hit with the feels this morning at Math and this happened. XD))

He watches Daniel finish in fourth and tries not to scream in frustration. He’s turned immune to the sort of bad luck he gets during race weekends and has resorted to jamming earphones on so he can’t hear the meaningless platitudes of the press. More often than not he feels alone, even more now that he’s not even in the same garage as Dan.

“Are you okay?” Carlos grasps his shoulder, looking honestly worried about his health. Dany appreciates the sentiment but he just wants Dan.

The Australian walks past their garage and backtracks when he sees Carlos with his hand on Dany’s shoulder. “Hey, is everything alright?” He asks, glaring at the hand on Dany’s shoulder.

Carlos laughs and walks away, a knowing look on his face as he goes. “You’re fine.”

“Oh, go talk to your boyfriend.” Dany sticks his tongue out at the Spaniard who proceeds to flip him off.

Dan’s arms snake around the Russian’s waist a possessive presence that tells the others in the garage to fuck right off. “We’re in public.”

“Everyone is out there booing Lewis.” They both snicker and sadly smile. “It’s really not fair.”

“I know.” Dany nodded, reaching up to run a hand through sweaty curls. “I miss you.”

Dan leans into his touch and kisses the palm of Dany’s hand. “I miss you too.” They kiss chastely, still aware of the media presence just outside. “We’ll be in the same garage again eventually.”

“Yeah,” Dany rolled his eyes. “Right.”

“I believe in it.” Dan takes his face in both of his hands and leans his forehead on Dany’s. “I believe in you.”

Dany snorts and returns the gesture. “I guess it’s enough.”

[illegaile]

Dan^2 8 :)

Dan Squared + things you said when you were crying

Angst, but but.. Why is it angst? XD Nevertheless, I shall attempt to please you. *snickers*

Now, *desperately thinks of why they could possibly be crying*.

Dan was a sensitive man, this need not be said. Especially since being bisexual was already hard without him being sensitive. But, he liked to think he could tell what Dany was thinking from instinct alone. 

So, when he heard the soft Russian sniffles and whines in the middle of the night he immediately followed it to their living room where Daniil Kvyat was ensconced in blankets watching an old rerun of Titanic.

And no school in the world taught you how to deal with emotional Russians.

“Hey” he leaned onto Dany’s head from behind the couch and kissed what small part of his forehead he could reach. “You know better than to watch Titanic this late.”

“It was Love Actually, then The Holiday. I thought the next movie would be a romcom. But it turned out to be this- this curse upon humanity.” Dany reached out to grab another tissue and blew loudly into it as Leonardo Di Caprio started to fade away. 

Dan jumped over the couch and cuddled the bundle of blankets to him. “Silliest Russian in the world.”

Dany made a noise of protest before drifting off to sleep in his arms. 

Dan was a sensitive man, but if it took three chick flicks and a crick in his back for the Russian to beam up at him like he held the answers to the meaning of life in his eyes then he was thankful for it. 

[celestinovietti]

DAN SQUARED. 👊✨ boom.

who bottoms when they have sexDan bottoms when they have sex, he’s the more passive one, he’s able to sit back and let Dany take over, he just enjoys been near him, his pale skin ghosting over Dan’s tanned skin. There’s been times when Dany has bottomed but he’s really uncomfortable about it, he doesn’t fully give himself up, his fingers are too tight, his teeth caught between his lip. Dan is a much more fluid bottom, he is happy to sit back and Dany to take charge. The only trouble is that Dan makes a lot of noise when he’s having sex, so Christian had to invest in soundproofing the motorhome.who i think has the biggest dickI think they’re both about the same. Dany remembers the first time he saw Dan’s dick, it was after a race, they were at some afterparty, Dan was still wearing his race overalls, they slipped a little. Dany catches sight of Dan’s dick in the dim light, he’s hard, all dark. Dan catches Dany watching and smirks at him, his eyes are dark. Later on, Dany’s grabbing hold of Dan’s dick as he thrusts his way inside him. Dany’s name is on Dan’s lips, his curls are wet with sweat. who spits or who swallowsDany spits, he doesn’t like the taste of Dan in his mouth and he always kisses him on the mouth afterwards. There’s times when he sucks Dany’s dick, sighing his name around it, Dan just stands against the wall, Dany’s name pressing against his lips. Dan’s hands are curled up around Dany’s pale neck, his fingers splayed against the white skin. Dany looks up at Dan, his mouth open, his pupils blown. He realises that Dan’s eyes are almost black. Dan smiles down at him afterwards, when Dany is wiping away the come from his lips, and he says “That was awesome.”Dan swallows, he likes to taste every drop of Dany, he likes to savour it, for himself. He likes to swallow it, and then kiss Dany, taste himself. Dan likes to taste Dany all over, his tongue in his collarbone.who is more likely to use toys in bedDan is most likely to experiment, he likes to be tied up, he likes to play around with toys. It takes a little time for Dany to get used to the fact that Dan likes to play around, he is quite vanilla. But Dan eases him into it; Dany remembers the first time that he arrived home, Dan was tied up to the bed,by his wrists. Dan just gave him a smile, and grinned. most likely to send the other nudes at workDefinitely Dan, he’s the one who is always on his phone. Dany receives messages from Dan all the time, usually it is selfies, but he remembers the first time that Dan sent him photographs of his other body parts. He was in Monaco, in a bar and the message came through, it’s just a picture of Dan’s dick, Dany’s knows it, he can trace every line on it. There’s a smiley face at the end of the message.who was the first to lose their virginityDan again, but it wasn’t to Dany. It was to Seb, they both had history, Dan wore braces, Sebastian had bad hair, they both had too much to drink - their lips crashed together, they both tasted of bad alcohol. Their tongues tangled together, their bodies hard against each other. Dan lost his virginity to eb that night, he just doesn’t remember much of it. Dany on the other hand, met a nice girl, steady relationship with her. strangest place they’ve had sexThey’ve had sex in a number of places - Christian is tired of covering for them, to be honest. But one of the strangest places is on top of Daniil’s Red Bull car. It was in the garage and Dan was feeling particularly horny, Dany tops him on top of the shiny chassis, Dan’s fingernails rake at the paintwork. Christian knows immediately and he orders a respray of the car. Daniil glances over the chassis every race and he knows what happened, he makes him smile as he goes through the corners.race they’re most likely to have sex atAny race is fine for them, they both like their own space before a race. Dany needs time to relax, get himself in the game, he needs time to think. But they always meet up after a race, they graze hands and feet in the debrief, and Dany fucks Dan up against the wall of the motorhome, just to relief the tension.most likely to dirty talkDany, strangely enough. He has the ability to reduce Dan to jelly, as he gently says things in Russian, he urges Dan to come. Dan loves it, he moans out Dany’s name, repeats back what Dany says, kisses the words off his lips. Dan tries to do dirty talk but it tends not to work on Dany, he just gets embarrassed and Dan ends up pressing kisses to his hair, kisses the blush off his cheeks. let me tell you about their first timeTheir first time is planned by Dan - every element, he wants Dany to feel comfortable, he wants him to feel safe. Dan takes him by the hand, he presses him into the sheets, they gently kiss. Their lips meet, it’s beautiful - Dan’s tanned fingers sliding over pale skin. They go slowly, gently, Dan treats Dany as if he is made of glass. They fuck in the bed slowly, the sheets tangle around them.